Tene did not

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[eliz @eliza___v]

"Me at night, after skipping breakfast and lunch to lose weight:"

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Maybe it’s not the Sunday scaries…maybe it’s just the fear of a 40 hour 9-5pm schedule built a 100 years ago that no longer makes sense

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me this summer because i can’t stop eating 😭😭

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

Maduka Okoye, take it out it’s hurting! 🫦

[Khanya_Siluma🇿🇦 @SilumaKhanya]

I love it when Black people say “here comes your friend” and when you look up it’s someone you hate

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

“At this job we’re a family”.
No we’re coworkers, and I literally hope I see none of you outside of work.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

when the boomers are gone can we all stop pretending we need to be physically in the office 8 hours a day, 5x a week?

[BoveiDaDon♥️🦉 @BoveiDaDon]

ASAP Rocky: my btch my baby momma

Rihanna: my ngga my baby daddy I be fkn him

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

when I check the transaction history on my card and everything adds up, nobody stole from me.

[🗣️ @vzzeo]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

No one craves for an elder sibling more than an elder sibling.🥹

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

saving money is hard when you do everything for yourself

[miia @miiagarro]

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[Mia Renaldi @Muirmaid]

I need my net salary doubled

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Time to lock in” - me at 4pm when my shift started at 9am.

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Corporate girlies don’t cry at work. They stare at the wall silently and then update their résumé.