TENSKI

Family and Friends | Nigerian 🇳🇬 | Messi 🐐 | Chelsea 💙

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@Faka_ofwest1 @FabrizioRomano Take am easy with am nah 😭

[Waxman Concept ⚽️ @Waxmanfcb]

Thank you 🙏 Messi
⁴ᵏ Lionel Messi ₁₀ ɢʀᴀᴄɪᴀꜱ 🇦🇷✨
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄..

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

Islamic Engineering under Biology? Like you’re trying to use biological/genetic engineering to make an untouched Homo sapiens give birth to the Savior of our era abi? 🥺

Good luck in advance my bro 👍

[Lekan @dee_Lekan]

Get in joor 🥳

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

Bro shebi nah misquote you misquote?

[Pastor Swago🏴‍☠️ @swago_baby]

una no fit finish seh, na me never guide

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

*Career Freekicks scored*

Ronaldo: 64
Messi: 76

But its Ronaldo fans shamelessly masturbating over freekicks when Messi is actually outscoring him at it and lifting various league titles at the same time.

I told you guys, there are levels to this GOAT thing.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

@iamchubylord Alaye carry your suit & tie and get out of my mentions if you no fit reply with football banter too

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@MohamE_Official @abazwhyllzz Aswear e com be like say inno understand English

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

Best in Biology but I no fit reproduce 💔

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

Best in chemistry but I no fit form bond. 💔

[Brilly Boy @BEbumeda]

“Nobody can break the Lionel Messi 91 goal a calendar year record”

Championship Erling Haaland:

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@Ouchbrooo @Blue_Footy Cfc. hub or mfc hub??

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@theRIICHIE Wetin Aremo dey do 😂

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@wrioVerse404 You're more than Star

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@topboy177 Both are still mid, but the lady just be like old man

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@Sparrowdidit Make he kuku use am like that

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

Ejeh I don watch am like 5 times repeatedly, I even put am for 0.5x inno see you ooo.

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

Check am nau

https://t.co/tZsFgdAnN7

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

and your reward was to remove my survival plan???

You guys know I’m not getting returns from this investment anytime soon, yet you went ahead and increased my billing. Why, isn’t that evil??

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

I listened to you guys and invested my last card to make you happy and make myself a proud shareholder of Dangote Refinery.

Now I’m officially broke, with nothing left except hope, faith and the promise of future returns.

Then you woke up and snatched *939*77# from me.

[Smartcash PSB @smartcashpsb]

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[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

HOW EXACTLY DID YOU WANT ME TO SURVIVE???
HOW DID YOU EXPECT ME TO COPE???

You know I’m not seeing returns from this investment anytime soon, yet you still increased my billing.

So I invested my last money, borrowed money to invest more,

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

No, because he's not aware he's dead

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

The first person to ever die must’ve been so confused

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@smartcashpsb @moondrivn You guys are not replying

[TENSKI @TeniVoss]

@moondrivn @smartcashpsb @smartcashpsb why