Tim Jenkins

Get the fuck off of my boat

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

If I die suddenly, draw some shit on my face and tell everyone I was a rapper.

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

Turning on my thunderstorm noisemaker app over the sound of the actual thunderstorm is the whitest thing I’ve ever done.

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@XFreeze As he stands next to a rapist.

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@TedNugent Whatever you say, bitch. Have a seat next to Kid Rock…

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

Spirit is gone??? Oh well, I got ValuJet Futures from ‘96, bitches!!!

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@FoxNews 8647 is my favorite number!!!! We can’t post 8647?

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@MAGAVoice Damn this is almost as funny as “Counting or not counting gang violence?”

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@RpsAgainstTrump You can call it evil all you want, but don’t make me laugh by insinuating that they were any kind of a threat to us. You are sucking the presidential cock for reasons I can’t understand. Does Israel have evidence of you fucking children like Trump???

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@RpsAgainstTrump You are furthering the bullshit lie that Iran was close to having a nuclear weapon. The president is wrong and the pope is right. What’s the world coming to when me, an Atheist, agrees with the pope???? FUCK YOU!!!

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@RpsAgainstTrump Oh fuck you!!! You’re over Catholicism because we don’t kill MORE people who never were a threat to us??? Get FUCKED!!!

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@DHSgov Using public funds to promote religious ideology…

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Some of you act like you’ve never mummified your erect penis with a Fruit by The Foot.

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I hate it when my balls stick to the side of the peanut butter jar.

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It’s always been on my bucket list to get busted doing fake sign language during a press conference.

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@DHSgov There you go breaking the law again using public resources for partisan political opinions.

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

@AGPamBondi You’re gross.

[Tim Jenkins @Tenkins]

Nail a wig to a ham and vote for it and then tell everyone it’s your president.

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@EricLDaugh Step one: Define Antifa…

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Fun Fact: @AGPamBondi could indict Andrew Sweatyballs Windbag right now too, but chooses not to.

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@TPUSA Also nobody wanted to watch it.

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@PeteHegseth @PeteHegseth is a fuckin’ douche.