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[BK @TennRZL]

4 man pass rush coming in like FG block would sound ridiculous if you weren’t playing the Texans. Things going forward that we can control:

- in a series of bad outcomes, taking a sack sometimes is the best one. NOT throwing a walk-in pick 6 to the def
- Tate 100% needs the ball

[BK @TennRZL]

EA owed us a little bit from recent events and we got it done this week. Defense is again the strength of the team, holding BAL to under 80 total yards of offense. Still developing and making sure we can get to a point of no exploitable weaknesses. Mood will be ruined next week

[BK @TennRZL]

We knew there would be high’s and low’s as we enter the season and we got that in abundance in the first 2 weeks. Unfortunately our opp wasn’t a retard chud and knew man coverage was gonna be free. Keep moving

[BK @TennRZL]

Back after 2 years? Handled business. New additions making big impacts on both sides of the ball. Tate needs to be move involved and we will work on it. Cheech next week. Do we have what it takes to out-cheese him and overcome a massive team deficiency? Let’s see🦅

[BK @TennRZL]

Not everyone gets a “BK Era”. You can’t be “washed like BK” if you were never close to having a ceiling like BK. Self awareness is a virtue. Shoutout @LiveWithCG

[Illuminati Madden League 🔺️ @illMaddenLG]

CONVERSATIONS AT THE TABLE IN SHADOWS 2.14.25 | In Memory of Zach… Or Not”

Fade In: The In Remembrance Tribute

(The screen is black. Then, soft orchestral music begins playing. White text fades in—)

“In Loving Memory of Zach Galifianakis, Prime Undertaker, Fake Taylor Swift, Miss Laurabell, and Milo.”

(A slow montage plays—images of Zach being an idiot. His finger raised in the air, demanding acknowledgment. The Undertaker looming behind him. The moment he tried to kidnap an old lady for Tom Brady. His first unhinged rant. His last.)

(The screen fades to black. Silence.)

(Then, we cut to the studio. The camera zooms in on Skip Bayless, alone. He stares directly into the camera, his voice low, solemn.)

Skip Bayless: (deep breath, serious tone) “Ladies and gentlemen… today, we mourn. Zach Galifianakis, Prime Undertaker, Fake Taylor Swift, Miss Laurabell, and Milo… are presumed dead.”

(The camera slowly pans to Donald Trump. He adjusts his tie, looking just as grim.)

Donald Trump: (sighing, shaking his head) “The Rock is the number one suspect. Authorities believe he is on the run.”

(Silence. The weight of it lingers. Then, Skip forces himself to continue.)

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Remembering Zach (Unfortunately)

Skip Bayless: (exhaling, rubbing his temples) “I… I never thought I’d say this, but let’s take a moment to remember Zach.”

Donald Trump: (nodding, folding his hands) “As much as he was a complete waste of space, he was… entertaining.”

Skip Bayless: (nodding slowly) “My favorite Zach moment? Probably the time he thought the Lakers were in the NFL.”

Donald Trump: (grinning slightly) “Oh, that was disgraceful. But for me? It has to be the time he mailed his ferret to Indiana.”

Skip Bayless: (shaking his head, chuckling despite himself) “Yeah… or the time he kidnapped an old lady.”

Donald Trump: (laughing now, shaking his head) “Or when he froze The Rock’s vocal cords.”

Skip Bayless: (grinning, remembering) “Or when he brought in The Undertaker just to slap the hell out of The Rock.”

(They sit there for a moment, almost enjoying themselves, reminiscing on how ridiculous this all was. Then, Skip tilts his head, realization dawning.)

Skip Bayless: (slowly, thoughtful) “Wait… do you remember how Zach first showed up on this show?”

Donald Trump: (thinking, nodding) “He was in a… closet.”

(They both turn slowly to look at the studio closet. A long pause. Then—BOOM. A loud explosion inside the closet. Smoke starts billowing out. And then—a scream.)

Zach Galifianakis: (from inside the closet, screaming) “HELP! HELP ME! I’M STUCK! IT’S BURNING! I HATE IT HERE!”

(Skip and Trump just stare at the closet. Their expressions shift from horror… to annoyance. Skip mutters under his breath, voice dead inside.)

Skip Bayless: (muttering, defeated) “I thought we were free.”

Donald Trump: (echoing, equally dead inside) “I thought we were finally free.”

(The closet door bursts open, and out stumbles Zach. His shirt is gone, his pants are ripped, and he is covered in dirt, burns, and bruises. He looks half-dead, yet somehow immortal. He staggers forward, wheezing.)

Skip Bayless: (flatly, unamused) “…Zach. How the hell did you get in the closet?”

(Zach wipes soot from his face. He hesitates. Then, realization dawns on him. His eyes go wide. He breathes heavily. Then—he looks at the camera, voice serious.)

Zach Galifianakis: (whispering, in awe) “…None of this is real.”

(Skip and Trump exchange a glance.)

Zach Galifianakis: (voice rising, eyes burning with intensity) “It’s a simulation. I can’t die. If I do die… I respawn.”

(A long silence. Then—Zach turns abruptly. He marches out of the studio. Skip and Trump watch, confused. Then—the camera cuts outside.)

Pt 1/2

@IlluminatiFocus #Madden #Madden25 #MaddenCFM

[BK @TennRZL]

Week summary:
- Man cvg: we will say “WELL over 50%”
- Rushing defense: existent
- Consecutive days w/o Mike saying something retarded: check back on Wednesday

When you can’t run the ball and have no reads, it will be a tough day. Abracadabra goofy❤️

35-17 handed mercifully.

[ProphetX Hoops @ProphetX_Hoops]

Aiyuk seeing the Browns trying to trade for him

[BK @TennRZL]

@TheNBACentel @jaytatum0 20,000 people in Cleveland yesterday getting hype for getting an extra 4 games after the game 7 win

[BK @TennRZL]

Making a point to come out focused in the 1st half of games. A little slow the last 2 games, scoring 21 total points in the 1st half’s over that span; 48 points in the 2nd half. Slow game overall for Fields, just 2 of the TD’s happened to be rushing instead of the norm 6 passing.

[BK @TennRZL]

YOU GUESSED IT! A video was made following a win, meaning someone was talking wild in the chat afterwards. Tryna play this game in peace because rebuilding has made this fun again. Part of me wishes I’d go 0-17 every season because it’s a war crime to win a game💨

[BK @TennRZL]

The commish boys got a good laugh in the PlayStation party over how much of a fool the opp was acting today. I’m cool with him getting the FW but the other staff members might say “fuck him” and make it a FS. Regardless, that was a comedy routine unlike any we’ve ever seen here💀

[BK @TennRZL]

Back on twitter boys.

Not to sure what he’s doing in the screen shot but the boys stood on business today. Played with our food a little bit and it almost resulted in Josh Giddey fuckin us in our 15 year old asses. #putthatshiton

[BK @TennRZL]

My Christ this game is awful. We come away with a win if what was an atrocious display from EA. Always thankful to see an NFC opponent on the schedule. 38 pts unanswered after being down 21-14. About to make another account and secretly rule the NFC as the one seed!

[BK @TennRZL]

This week’s game is the perfect example of all that is wrong with the game. DB’s not reacting, uncontested DB INT dropped, and horrible angles in open field. W as expected, but for fuck sake. @EA, take some fuckin time and test your game before releasing it.

[BK @TennRZL]

Scored every possession except one, leading to a 60 point production. Good to finally win a game fr.

Positive for this week:
I just spent $220M on 3 players
99 Kyle Pitts - 5yr/$81M
95 TJ Watt - 3yr/$68.1M
93 George Pickens - 4yr/70.4M

$69M cap space next year remaining!

[BK @TennRZL]

Boys we gotta talk about something. This route from Hockenson AI was the MOST DISGUSTING SHIT I ever seen. SOBER BK doesn’t stop this shit. Holy hell, get my Captain & Coke ass a fuckin map. I almost had to pause the game my as was laughing so hard at this😂😂😂

[BK @TennRZL]

Surgical. 38-21. Boys, I openly acknowledge that I’m not the sweat that played this game religiously to learn every cheat in the game anymore, but always know and be aware it’s a choice on my end. I can sit up in my chair just the way any of y’all can too. Chiefs make us proud❤️

[BK @TennRZL]

FOR YEARS, WE’VE PREPARED TO NOT ONLY BATTLE OUR OPPONENT, BUT EA AS WELL!

HEART BREAK AFTER DEVASTATION FROM GIFTED TOUCHDOWNS, WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT…

TODAY, WE FIGHT BACK!

NO MORE ANAL POUNDINGS FROM EA!

GOING FOWARD, WE! SHALL! GET! BAILED!!!!

WE! WILL! FIGHT! FOR! OURS!

[BK @TennRZL]

We survive thru playing another week of EA Madden 24. This game was at least a little fun. However, half way thru the 3rd quarter, I hit a huge plot twist in the Netflix show, Suits, which I’d highly recommend to anyone. Bengals next week and we move thru RZL season 2.