Alicia Carmody Updates

Dolly Parton enthusiast invincible to all forms of combat weaponry

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

What I wanna know is what happened to Elizabeth Holmes’s husky

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

50% of You Can See Everything is just this (complimentary)

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

The way I actually saw Charli XCX perform at the Ryman for $20 in 2022

[patch @patchtopia]

in 1922 i saw slayyyter perform at the grand ole opry for a nickel

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird?

KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata.

JUDY: Amma wamma what?

CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own.

STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird.

JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart.

CLARKSON: It had a sign.

[Elyse @ElyseBee]

there is something so inherently “youth pastor” about the savannah bananas.

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

God after creating the third letter of the alphabet

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Working from home is crazy because I’ll be in one meeting with a full bush and the next totally smooth

[roman 🇮🇴 @HAARP_er]

Happy 10th anniversary to this post

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Far too many people with marathon medals walking around like they just got fisted

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Blackpink and Katseye should do a crossover and call it Pinkeye 😍

[bloomthisway | she’s the best @bloomthisway]

i can’t with yall 😭😭😭

[@clockteautwins @clockteautwins]

When we’re eating the rich and I get Caitlyn Jenner

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

My artpop could mean anything

[иυll🍉 @spider_butch]

im on testosterone. i have facial hair and a deeper voice. i pass as a man like 90% of the time. i exclusively use he/him pronouns and masculine terms. and that still doesnt make me a man. because gender identity and gender expression are two different things. lvl1 gays over here

[sarah @_____feifei]

gay person: i'm gay

autistic person: i'm autistic

that one gay and autistic friend: my tweets about uncle pussy have been flopping lately

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Me and my unc we puss in silence…

mmmmm

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

A broken uncle is pussy twice a day

[Alicia Carmody Updates @TennesseeTwunk]

Who up getting they uncle pussied