Tennessee Zebra

Single male Zebra, looking for love in all the wrong places.

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

These are distressing times. Man in large, white hat (compensating?) gives other man small red bag with even smaller white cross.

Rumor is if you report 10 offensive memes to the @HoodCountyTX sheriff, you get the bag.

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@barstoolsports What the over/under of when I will be caught?

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@courtneynallen And just to be clear, I did not shutdown I-24. That was the police! #misinformation

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@AlphaOwl77 @MattWalshBlog @michaeljknowles @dailywireplus I think I saw him near the Kentucky border. Go look for me, I mean him, waaaay over there

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@AP Ugh. I’m so embarrassed by this clip. How am I ever gonna find me a mate when they see me tripping like that?

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@foxweather What’s the weather gonna be like in Pigeon Forge tomorrow? Was thinking of heading eastward—heard @Dollywood has a new ride

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@rothschild_aus Any chance you also specialize in criminal law?

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@courtneynallen My cause is just, my will is strong!

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@JohnRoseforTN @WKRN I do not endorse any political candidates! I only support the cause of freedom for all Zebras and Zebra-luvin peeple. That and hay—mmmm—hay

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

#Christiana seems like a nice place. Gonna make a run for the #gentlebarn
https://t.co/WKGrkZsMyS

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@elonmusk It would be nice if you made the X app more friendly for those with hooves.

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

@saylor Please stop DM’ing me about #bitcoin. Just lookin’ to be left alone!

[Tennessee Zebra @TennesseeZebra]

Need help! Currently on the run in #Murfreesboro. Don’t wanna be a pet no mo’—just wanna be free!
@TheoVon