Mateo Cortez

[Shaya Rhymes ✍🏾 @ShayaRhymes]

Hardest part about being raised like this is watching the family fall apart as your grandparents pass away

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Man says he was voluntarily paying his baby mama $300 a week, but after asking for two months to recover financially, she filed for child support and was awarded just $13 a month!! 👀

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

MASSIVE flyover above the National Mall in Washington DC just now.

Eight jets in total. DRAGO 51/52 and F-35s. LETS GO! 🇺🇸

[Chris Williams @slimceeVA]

Wizards got the first pick. Nats are playing watchable baseball. Caps bringing gOatVI back with young studs and cap $. Spirit have the best forward in the world. Mystics are SERIOUS. DC United are watchable and have fire kits. The Commanders have Jayden.

[JP @Jprz1321]

https://t.co/NMdWvhAbUb

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A couple left for vacation and waved goodbye to their cat—only to check their security camera later and discover the cat had also waved goodbye back to them 💔

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The impossible Las Vegas Guinness challenge https://t.co/lT4hx6YHvp

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

The right decision was made 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Marlon Wayans says NBC didn’t want John Witherspoon on The Wayans Bros. because he was “too ghetto,” so instead of replacing him like they wanted, he took the show to Warner Bros. 👀👏🏽

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

Anatoly is fun.👍

A world powerlifting weightlifter, dresses as a cleaner, has the heaviest mop in the world that he calls “Samantha” and pranks the big strong boys in the gym.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

This is taking me OUT LMFAOOOOOOOO

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

🚶Can't believe I almost scrolled past this washer repair video

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Delivery driver spotted a community called “St. Laurent” with all designer-only street signs. 👀😭

[Soul King @SoulKingLives]

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[WhiteBoy7thst 🏴‍☠️ @Whiteboy7thst]

Playstation 3 console war veterans after hearing Jeffery Epstein was a Xbox 360 gamer.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

If my wife isn’t like this, she ain’t the one.

[Earl Landix 🇺🇸 @EarlLandix]

Black household items growing up.

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Y’all, I’m crying!! Watch this whole video. Baby, you do NOT steal parking spots that you didn’t shovel out. A level of petty I can appreciate 😂😂😂

[LaRussell @LaRussellGC]

THE JABBAWOCKEEZ PULLED UP TO MY CHILDHOOD HOME!!!!

I GOT FLAVOR!!!

Dancers: @jabbawockeez
Lil Homies: @_yayaababyy_ @dancing_divaaaa @aria_briosos @2turntpolo_ @rouxstunna
Song: I Got Flavor
Producer: @liljon @hokagesimon @michaelprinceviolin
📹: @splashthakidd
🎨: @j.castae
Production: @goodcompenny
Mixed by: @ray_seay
Mastered by: @thestreetscientist @milliondollarsnare

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

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