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3 time championship pinewood derby car builder

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I wish chess dot com would give me my chat privilege's back. I have a lot of things to say to these people

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

You can't make this shit up

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

Sure enough I I gave him a glimpse of a checkmate right before he could move the pawn to h8. Ohh nooo

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

That's what you get for trying to turn all your pawns into queens. Fag

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I just got +1 elo for that. They fixed it.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

@GothamChess https://t.co/nC08ZP3HlX

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

@GwnDanin @TimSweeneyEpic @georgebsocial You literally have @Fortnite in your bio. Sit down.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

@TimSweeneyEpic @georgebsocial Or will we be forced to use Lore to acquire engine source

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

@TimSweeneyEpic @georgebsocial Will epic still keep the repo's on github updated?

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I watched the first Fast and Furious last night. It had been a while.
Wow what a terrible movie in hindsight, they really didn't like asians did they.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

Golf is a serious sport

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I'm supposed to be in chicago right now

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

@asip888 It's cute people still think problems can be solved by money

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I had the kid ID numbers ordered backwards. Been a long year.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

If life was easy then in probably wouldn't be any fun. Sometimes, just cleaning off the work benches and reorganizing your things and life is what the soul needs.
This place was a mess. Now I can relax.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

> Me taking a box of stuff from the garage to the basement.
Wife: What are you doing?
Kid 1: What are you doing dad? Kid 2: What are you doing dad? Kid 3: What are you doing dad.
> Kid 4; He don't give a shit. My dude.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

I should tell you guys about the story she ran out of gas taking the kids to school but, I'm trying to keep my blood pressure down.

[Thee Devils Advocator @TerenceKelly84]

Pretty sure the wife just drove 12 miles with her car pegging the H on the temp guage. I asked, how long did you drive with the car overheating? She said "I didn't think that gauage worked" I said "No that's the gas guage that doesn't work"