Steve (46)

What do you call a fat middle aged divorced man with no custody, pension or will to live ?

[Steve (46) @TerificTony]

#NewProfilePic

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Can we make a reality show where boomers have to apply for jobs in 2026 using their own advice and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

I honestly respect this man's commitment to quite literally being Satan

[💮 @kyomochiii]

Ok just another day i guess

[BAL @GrownSoUgly10]

@petalwave Both suck

[Joe @moyesboy_]

Know the difference. It could save your life.

[Tom Canham 🏳️‍🌈 @tcanham459]

This is your regular reminder that that 1 in 5 includes:

The King
Boris Johnson
Nigel Farage's children

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

Banter between colleagues

[- @MusialaEra]

They should just abolish the Ballon d‘Or at this point. Imagine Sami Khedira saying this in 2014 because he won the World Cup and UCL that year. It really gets to a point

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

Look man, it’s 2026, we’ve seen what real ass looks like and you can’t keep throwing Pogba into these conversations

[Gooneropolis @Gooneropolis]

I will bang this drum all year

Pay them 3-5x more. Top officials (reportedly) get £250k

Review them on a rolling basis & yo-yo their asses up and down the leagues

Can’t get it right? Off to London Stadium & Wrexham for a month and at 1/10 of the pay

[G.T @gingerrtom]

no better advert for sobriety, guy went from a reform campaigner, quit drink and drugs, now he's fighting the far-right.

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

There’s little to no calories in seasoning. Why do you all eat like wild dogs

[vic ⁸¹ ⊬ positively affirming myself Yes cbus @LlTTLEMISSJADED]

charlie kirk deadass has the funniest last words in all of history

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: The Premier League's Key Match Incident Panel has concluded that there was one missed VAR intervention at Villa Park. They believed Arsenal should've been awarded a penalty for Ian Maatsen's challenge on Bruno Guimarães 🚨

[matt @mattymusgraves]

One week away from seeing the word protein on these

[ₘₐᵣMarᴹᵃʳ | 𒍢𒃻𒂵𒈬𒀀𒀭 @marumarukhati]

First MtTTTS (Male to Tung Tung Tung Sahur) transition on record

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan? 🖤🤍🤪😎

[. @ssdeuxx]

One of the worst trims I’ve ever laid my eyes on