Termite Rick

Let's g-*burp*-get this woooood Morty!

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

H-h-hey Termite *burp* Twitter.
Just wanted to say I'm p-proud of this community for managing to be so *burp* amazing on an app that only makes me feel negative e-emotions. You're all awesome.

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

*Burp* Dude gets bitcheeees

[Singular grain of rice @Avenged7mold]

what are your opinions on him

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@Termite6311 *burp* mouth

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@Termite6311 Wood

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Wood

[Termite @termite420699]

Thoughts?

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

I j-j-just found a giant intergalactic ant in sp-space Morty!!

[Termite @Termite0269]

Termite fact: we are in your walls

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

Best place to try new wood free of charge *burp* is space.

[trojan termite @termite3769]

wood evening termites, I was wrongfully banned from home depot today after sampling their wood, this is clearly targeted towards termites 👎👎
#termitetwitter
#boycotthomedepot

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

*Burp* Last night was great!

[termite (NOT AN ANT!!!!) @termite836]

Throwing a party everyone’s invited but ants

[termitina @emotermite7]

Sorry not sorry silly ants >:[[[

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@wheredoyouside @InternetH0F Obviously

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@ASingleAnt @wood_is_life @Termite817 Cope and *burp* seethep

[Admiral General Termite @Termite08350028]

@Termite817 I’ve watched a line of ants pillage and destroy my colony. Ive fought them ever since I was a larvae, defending my fellow mites. Do not ask how we feel. There is only anger, sadness, and deep rooted hate.

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

Wooda-lubba-wood-wood!

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*burp* I'm b-back bitcheeees

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

It's Termitin' time Morty

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LETS FUCKING GO MORTY

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

@termite3127 Wood

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

D-delicious Morty!!!

[Termite Rick @TermiteRick]

@UberFacts Damn right