ᴘᴇᴛᴇ.

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ sᴛᴀʀ-ʟᴏʀᴅ. {#marvelrp⎢#parody⎢ɴᴏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ}

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

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❝ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ ʙʏ sᴏᴍᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴄᴋᴊᴏʙ ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴢɪɴɢ ᴡʜʏ ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴǫᴜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀsᴇ. ❞

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[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ Uhhh sure, yeah. That sounds fine. ”

He yawns, going over to the kitchen to investigate for previously mentioned muffins.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ Alright, then. ”

Hopping out of bed, getting a shirt and some pants on quickly and then putting on his shoes, yawning as he stumbles out of his room.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ When did we say we're having a meeting? ”

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ Aha! Nice.

…I'm late? ”

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

@moonlitray « before. ”

A little smirk as he looks at her.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

@moonlitray « A.S.A.P. ”

Shaking his head, he stretches his back and arms out, yawning.

“ What're you up to? You gettin' up from some beauty sleep? Because I gotta tell ya, it worked. I don't even know how it did, you're already beautiful, yet here ya are even prettier than

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

https://t.co/jKm1DYIORS

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

Yeah!

Sad sack me always wants t'get alcohol poisoning, but I stopped him last night.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

Yeah, right?

Take that, sad sack Peter.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

He's waking up… feeling fine today.

He did go easy last night.

Even went back to his bed when he was done drinking.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

Uhhh yeah sure, alright.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

…This is an acceptable compromise.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

Compromise how, exactly?

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

Everyone's asleep?

Perfect time to sneak into the bar then.

Just gonna grab his Zune and headphones first-

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ It's alright, I got you. Do whatever you need to do. ”

Rubbing the back of his head more, he pats Rocket's back.

“ You don't gotta say anything.

[ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ.. @RaccCityBitch]

“ peter..i- “

he didn’t know how to tell him he wasn’t okay.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

« to a vacuum cleaner. ”

Turning back around to face the stars, he lets out a yawn, cracking his knuckles and stretching. Starting up his ritual before heading into a mission.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

“ Oh yeah, right, sure. /Groot's/ the only one doing that. ”

While it's only a minor problem for Peter, those mixtapes are very personal to him. It's still really weird living with people on the same ship that can just access his things whenever.

“ It's crazy that he »

[—— （ 🚀 ) @ADIUVOCONCELO]

“ Like— ( seriously ).
The ‘destroyer’ here
obliterates our food supply
like it’s his full-time gig. “

Keeping himself rambling does nothing but make it more obvious, and yet for the sake of ( trying ) to be convincing… ?

He keeps to whatever rant he’s got on a line.

[ᴘᴇᴛᴇ. @TerraOutlaw]

« like 99% convinced at this point the dude's got a friggin' black hole for a stomach.

We seriously need to figure out like a whole separate budget for just his diet.

Every time I try and tell him to stop he doesn't even listen, like I'm not even there. It's like talking »