@brendonurie Okay, so my girlfriend and I had a baby and named her after you, and now you're dropping a new album on my girlfriend's birthday. How is this happening? Are you gonna release one on my birthday in a few years? Please say yes.
Pete Maravich, a pro basketball player, once said, “I don't want to play 10 years in the NBA and die of a heart attack at age 40." He went on to play pro ball for 10 years and died of a heart attack. He was 40-years-old.
18: Can I buy a some wine?
USA: No! Don't be silly. That would be illegal and irresponsible.
18: Can I go $50,000 into debt for my college education?
USA: We encourage it.
@powerJAMM That one scene from every Dora the Explorer episode where they're like, "Come on, vaminos! Everybody let's go!" Except Dora says, "Come on, let's get to it!" Then it flashes to Boots holding a gun up to his head as he screams, "I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT!"
@EmperorBigD So Jiran wants a power beyond strength. Who in the series is insanely powerful, but not necessarily strong? My theory: Jiran wants to use the Super Dragon Balls to become the new Omniking, so he can ensure justice reigns in the universes.
I mean, by this point your neopets have probably starved to death. That is, if they could have the sweet release of death. But instead they're stuck in eternal torment. You monster.
@brendonurie My girlfriend and I were unable to get a souvenir after your Portland ME concert in February, so we made our own in the hotel afterwards. Say hello to Elian Urie.
I keep having a recurring nightmare where videogamedunkey beats me up on a New York City street while rapping about Knack 2. I know this sounds like a "LOL RANDOM XD" thing but I assure you I'm being genuine right now. I switched my diet and sleep schedule but the dream persists.
@brendonurie My girlfriend and I were unable to get a souvenir after your Portland ME concert in February, so we made our own in the hotel afterwards. Say hello to Elian Urie.