My ex call me and said OPEN THE DOOR YOU DONT HEAR ME KNOCKING NIGGA i open the door Iโm like what the fuck you want my ex says NIGGA YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT DONT PLAY DUMB NIGGA i said you want some dick my ex says duh thatโs why i drove to your house i said ima give you some dick then you gonna have to leave cause my gf coming back home my ex says NIGGA FUCK YO GF NOW GIVE ME SOME DICK TF
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