Terrence Short

Advertising guy who misses the Sears Catalog | Songwriter - ask Alexa to "sing the blues" in English, French, or Portuguese.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

#Christmas2025 #christmasmusic What do you call it when you play “All I Want for Christmas Is You” over and over until your head explodes? Mariah Hari Carey

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Before filing for #bankruptcy, #23andMe did it’s final DNA test on itself and found out it’s the bastard child of Lehman Brothers and Hooters.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Vance resigns to spend more time with his family.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

@BoeingAirplanes @TheKiltedPirate Well done, Boeing, You’ve made mistakes and you’re fixing them. We’re counting on you to not let Airbus kick your ass.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Stop the Meal: Between now and the #Georgia #runoff, hundreds of Herschel Walker’s secret kids will have their 18th birthdays and he’ll try to buy their votes by taking them to Chuck E Cheese for the first time.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Look for Sandberg’s next book about how to target ads to teenage girls with eating disorders: “Lean Up.”

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

"The harm caused by Facebook—and her decision not to prevent or mitigate it—may be the aspect of Sheryl Sandberg’s legacy that will be reverberate longest."
--Roger McNamee @Moonalice

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[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

@PivotPod @profgalloway @salesforce Scott is spot on about Sandberg’s duplicity as an advocate for women. Her next book about how to target ads to teenage girls with eating disorders: “Lean Up.”

[bendyguy @jimmybupbup]

catching fire
12x9” paper and card stock.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Meta paying to slime TikTok: That's how we do it.

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@TaylorLorenz @drewharwell And that's how we do it.

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@MSNBC @chrislhayes What’s the most challenging party game at Republican orgies? Find the Penis.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Detractor and over-reactor inspire new Oscar category: Best Slaptor. #SlapGate

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

@kathygriffin "Let's hope they get his order right."

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

The #heatwave in #Seattle's so bad, our liberal city council wants to de-fan the police.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Been so long since a haircut, I look like Fabio after being struck by lightning.

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Let's see if the NY Times cancels the employee who approved running this ad proposing the oh so woke renaming of Yale to Dummer University. https://t.co/BEDrOSE1oN

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

4 shootings, 2 fatalities in CHOP. The grannies in my Seattle Neighborhood Watch are getting more heavily armed now that Seattle PD is under orders to resolve conflicts with Hallmark cards. #seattleprotests #seattleprotestcomms #chopcomms

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Not giving Facebook any free content or data in July. That’ll get Zuckerberg’s attention. Be like Jack and make your company’s integrity a priority over raking in another bonanza of cash from the Trump campaign. We know where that got us the first time.https://t.co/O5VdYviwt6

[Terrence Short @TerrenceS]

Google just hit me with an ad for a sex robot. Can they be reprogrammed to just go pick up the groceries?

[bendyguy @jimmybupbup]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!