Terrence “oneshot” Parker II

Miller lite enjoyer, Part time pipe layer and Full time drinker. ‘98 Quarterback of the year 56th place. “One shot is all I need”

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

Sorry it’s been a while boys, the oneshot had some business to attend to

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

1 gorilla wouldn’t stand a chance against us #burnerverse

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

I just want my ex after a couple of miller lites

[Adam Yoder @amyoder]

The hardest decision of a man’s life is choosing between the 6/10 who loves you and the 9/10 that you actually desire

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

Dealer said it was too early for blow, swear dealers are the laziest guys #shrink

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@BogartShingles they both took one for the team

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@NickSabansgooch that’s cool brother

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@coldcallsniper who’s the plug

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@scott_davi59790 should be a miller lite bro

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@coldcallsniper Miller lite my man

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@JackySteinberg add a bit of blow and youre sorted

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@BrysonLongD you need anything bro ?

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@sluttysusie69 come hit 18 holes with me some day ?

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@rodmangonzales i’ll give you a miller lite for your troubles

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

@RMTracker I shed a tear

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

In honor of Jesus I will be getting smashed #jesus #runtheball #Lank

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

Angel reese for the rebound #LANK

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

let a white boy shit in comfort #LANK #expand #WhiteBoySummer

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

dropped some “rizz” on the cart girl, let’s just say she’s impressed #WhiteBoySummer

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

never kill yourself #lank #expand

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

never kill yourself #lank #expand

[Terrence “oneshot” Parker II @Terrenceoneshot]

What’s all this “soccer” nonsense, only football I know is the American kind #LANK