Terrible Parents

Dont be a bad parent.

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Love reading to my kids!

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Made my children dinner.

The muscle was a bit chewy, but all in all, a good meal.

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I told the cops I was just laughing so hard at @miilkkk 's tweets that I didn't see the kids crossing the street.

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Got my kids off of the bus today. Had to use a spatula, they were stuck to the bumper good!

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Don't worry, I'm just like little kids. You never have to feed me even if you retweet me!

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Out here in the forest, it's tough to keep warm. That's why we sold our children for firewood.

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My son kept crying today so I have him a plastic bag and told him to go play...

Haven't heard from him since.
Mission: Accomplished

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I have some extra summer camp flyers for the Jerry Sandusky Penn State Football Camp if anybody needs one.

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Go ask your mother

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I couldn't afford a stroller, but who needs one when you have a leash.

Mission: Accomplished

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