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[I’m Awake, I’m Awake @Terrier65]

@GigaBeers Well, many 80-year-old overweight men with underlying health conditions do pass away every day without any help at all. Saying Grandpa Bob isn’t looking good lately shouldn’t be taken as a threat.

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@gulf_christina @clsteele70 @factpostnews Really? My kids are 25 and 29, and I paid at least $200 a week for each. And these weren’t overly fancy daycares either.

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@hinds_mela61795 Tell us more about how you really don’t know about US military culture and traditions, civvie. There are three months that already honor service members, veterans and their families.

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@xxzebra5 @Lancegooden Roosevelt was partially paralyzed and needed a pool for physical therapy. Obama had a hoop installed and some line markings laid out on an underused tennis court. This “ballroom” is just a tacky ego trip that destroys the look of an historic 200 year old, publicly owned building.

[I’m Awake, I’m Awake @Terrier65]

@femalebodybuil6 So she’s used to that old man smell.

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@TexasUSAFirst @F99Si @Matt_Pinner I never knew John Wayne was such a pussy.

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@ericmetaxas @Franklin_Graham Hell, if fooling around on your three wives and screwing kids gets you into heaven, I guess everyone needs to look more closely at pre-nups.

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@MAllen74208 @gsticks76 @_Patriot1776Q_ @nicksortor Congratulations! You’ve won today’s prize for inserting the most Trumpy buzz phrases into a single post! You win a leopard!

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@dougbrown700 @MbarkCherguia Ever think that women wanted to do something besides stay home and wait on her husband and kids? In the upper-class neighborhood I grew up in, a lot of housewives - including those with degrees - had hidden bottles all over the house. And knew how to cover up a black eye.

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@elonmusk You’re not from here are you? When will you be assimilated to our American culture and traditions?

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@PressSec An American citizen routinely abused and finally murdered my friend, who was an immigrant from Europe. Another US citizen murdered both my college friend and her daughter in a fit of jealousy. Both guys were Republicans, BTW. Could the problem simply be … men?

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@safehavenmoney @femalebodybuil6 Measles outbreaks are fairly common in Amish communities, and children die from it. You also see various congenital conditions due to inbreeding. Just because they avoid regular conventional healthcare doesn’t mean they don’t get sick.

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@MRSJUNE312 @Jim_Jordan Oh please. The man hasn’t done anything he didn’t make a dime off of. Giving an overly amorous hug to a flag doesn’t translate to love of country.

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@RitaJoMalone2 @Jim_Jordan That’s a pretty low opinion of the American people. Do you really consider a rude, ungracious, adulterous rich developer from NYC who’s exploited workers and ignored laws for decades to be a friend?

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@ReallyAmerican1 So I’ve had several orthopedic surgeries done over the past decade that are the result of “staying active”: skiing, running, cycling, team sports, etc. Should we now limit those things as well? Because whole wheat & sprouts ain’t gonna grow cartilage.

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@ShannaFaye39 @WhiteHouse @FLOTUS Oh, he approaches them alright.

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@megynkelly That’s next-level bad decor. “Hey, how can we best set off this gaudy painting seemingly done by a gifted high-schooler who likes a nice bright red for the gory parts?” “How about a super ugly bright red couch?” “Genius.”

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@digiaustin @enough_alrighty @realDonaldTrump And what airplane is he on? And what makes you think that “get a copy” isn’t a clear call to action to purchase it? Or is stealing it OK? I’m not sure anymore.

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@SenJohnKennedy Yes, the horrors of decades of Socialist leadership that Milwaukee suffered through … public parks, clean government, robust public health programs, a focus on workers rights, modern utilities and sanitation systems. Once the Socialists lost power, the city lost.

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@AliciaSankar @MollyJongFast Oh, he’s a fantastic tennis player. Some say the best of all time. I think in tribute to his dominance of the court, the US Open should run this image on the screens at the stadium: