Terry Alwell

Tech expert. Creative thinker

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@Bond_not_james See her mouth

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

This girl is offering N1 million to any woman who can convincingly explain to her how marriage benefits men

Bro, I saw thousands of comments, and not more than 5 comments were from women. They all went mute. Not one feminist could explain it to her

She deserves her flowers 🌺

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@Alhajirostova 😂😂😂😂

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

New gig 😂

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

What Tinubu is implementing today has been tried before. IBB tried the implementation of SAP. And after 4 years, it failed woefully. Bola Tinubu is implementing SAP 2.0 & it will end in tears. SAP is a program of the IMF. Listen to this & retweet for others. Know your history.

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@instablog9ja Em fit reach there no get food chop

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

APC MUST GO ! APC MUST GO !! APC MUST GO !!! TINUBU MUST GO

VeryDarkMan and the rest of the ratels chats all over Abuja tonight after arriving from China 😂✊🏽✨

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@NigeriaStories See combo

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@maha_godwin @yabaleftonline Sometimes I imagine how some of think, time will tell

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@MrCharlesky Interested!!!!!

[Wisaholic @wisaholic47]

I am surprised anybody is still asking the government questions. Please get the leaders and the people in the whole north to stand up and demand for the insecurity to stop. The north seems to be at ease with all the things going on wrong. If the north continues to keep quiet, the situation will continue. Northern Nigeria must speak out and speak strong instead of negotiating nonesense. You can’t be waiting for anything.

[Kemmy @vslkemo]

Nigerians are creating awareness to those offline.

Do ur part, by reposting online. Our voices must be heard. The time is now

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@stoneoreye Even in child birth, 30 and above its risky too, mostly because of how they kept themselves 😂

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@yabaleftonline I feel this is stage but i can't prove it.

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@instablog9ja He is supper correct!

[Bennedict @BennieSonamzi]

He is still missing, please repost until he is found.

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

Just retweet! Nigeria government failed her

[MRR ZENITH•🧢 🦅 @mrr_zenith]

Don't skip , let's try retweeting 💔🤦🏿‍♂️🙏🏿

[Terry Alwell @TerryAlwell]

@king_Naeto Where are guys seeing this money to give to women 😂