Terry Carter

The umpire formerly known as Micky Back. Currently touring Menorca with Celtics CC. I am the chairman of selectors.

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“The only thing I’m giving you is out!” 👆

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#umpiringbothends

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@BTragett @WarrenJackson82 Fancy some ‘concaine’ tonight boys??

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@Slacko5 If he takes after me @BTragett he’ll have a massive one so wet patch won’t be there!

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Big big beers!!

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Lampard has been immortalised......

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Well, what a day......caught in a tornado and massive rain storm but still played cricket!!

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Wondering what vagina stories we’ll get tonight #strawberrymoonsatkickingouttime

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The most successful captain for years arrives for dinner! Get the man some champagne

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@WarrenJackson82 @Slacko5 @BTragett is Roy still out there??!

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@WarrenJackson82 that my man equals the breakfast of an opening batsman!!

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#karen’sminge

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#dutchoven

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“She showed me her vagina but I wasn’t interested”

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#PaddyMiller

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After a long (and painful) debate I have decided that the captain for Menorca 2018 is........

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Not sure what’s harder to work out, women or chess!!