@0x49fa98 I found out recently that the chocolate-covered cookies my mom used to make us at Christmas involved chocolate mixed with straight-up paraffin wax. Not something I would eat every day but it's not a new idea I guess.
@fudreaper_ There's one where this guy was drunk driving, then ran on foot from the cops and blew over the limit when they caught him. And the judge is like "well maybe he chugged a bottle of vodka when he was running." lol
@qualitylearnc "Smart" hip-hop is always like "it's a big block party with a bunch of people doing silly dances but there's really so much MORE going on because the american flags have GUNS instead of stars and I'm reading a book that just says 'philosophy' on the cover"
@wonderseabreeze It sounds funny but I don't know why he had to say knitting was invented "by barren hags, probably to warm up their decrepit pussies." Just kind of weird
@LadiesOfReddit "Incredible. The subject of the portrait, having never consented to our leering gaze, has chosen to walk out of frame. Just like in Harry Potter."
@0x49fa98 To most rwingers, 'art' and 'culture' are things made by people who hate them to the absolute maximum degree. Of course computers would seem an attractive alternative to them.