Terry Han

Crocodile Hunter

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

Puddle jeans horseshoe jeans barrel leg wide taper balloon pant pls kill me

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

Men using AI is such an ick like wow you can’t write your own emails? You have no imagination or solid research skills? Critical thinking?? Go ask ChatGPT to fuck your wife too while you’re on there

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Miss Molly Shannon getting Bad Bunny bricked up is sending meeeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

Around this time in usually dreading breakfast time for my son and wiping down his stupid high chair. Right now I would give anything to be home doing just that.

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I’ve never felt so forgotten in my life

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

As winter settles in, there’s one more season we eagerly await—Sumo Citrus Season, the Sweetest Season! Enter and get ready to enjoy the ultimate citrus experience all season long. Five winners will be selected! https://t.co/0dGMUxczbJ

I NEED CITRUS

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

When I lose my postpartum weight and finish nursing and my boobs bounce back and my BO returns to normal and my PPD fades and feeling returns to my c-section scar and my stretch marks lighten up and my hair grows back in and my career gets back online it is over for you bitches

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What a day

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

Looking for a sugar daddy to buy the socks I just dripped in

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If he doesn’t send you an audio message of him barking does he even deserve your time?

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Happy Sunday

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

3am and in hell

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Happy Monday

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

I just saw someone write “she is Madrid and I am Mbappé, no one will make the first move but we clearly crave each other”
poetry is coming BACK

[Terry Han @TerryHan]

Whatever Mahmoud Darwish said about the moon

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*asks for a sign*
The sign: