Terry Stefani

[Terry Stefani @TerryStefani]

I hope whatever species walks the earth when humans are extinct makes chicken nuggets in the shape of us like we did for dinosaurs

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

sorry i didn't text back i got writer's block

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Them: just listen to your body

My body: go back to bed and don’t ever get out

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[Natalie @Natsdiary_]

I'm HIRING !!!

looking for someone to take care of me

Full Time.

[Loky @lokymann]

i be in the house like i'm on probation

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Pasta is literally one of my favourite things about being alive

[q @qglezzz]

how am i shy and outgoing at the same time

[lily walkow @lilywalkow]

my new years resolution is to become a menace

[Kate @KateOfHysteria]

Not getting Covid during the 10 days prior to Christmas is literally the worst adrenalin sport ever.

[ً @onlysimpin]

what a fkn year this week has been