Terry Werewolf

Tracked by Greater Manchester Police. Trolled by a #Stockport Shirtlifter. Blocked by a weedy Dibble @ACCGaryShewan

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@Secret_Vent bfast? Please extrapolate.

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@JamesTurner37 What's the revelence of the computer term 'bios' in your tweet?

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@kermit2601 @daraobriain Wanker. He's shown his true colours as a rascist dog and quite rightly paid the consequences.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

Dinner break. We started with 30k in chips and now I’ve got 35k, which I dimly remember is the right direction. Also it’s nice to be away and playing in one of my old haunts. I mean, it’s no Luton but it’s nice enough.

[James Turner KC @JamesTurner37]

It seems to be a mandatory requirement for those readers who comment on stories on the @MailOnline website that they mis-spell the noun ‘licence’ as ‘license’ (eg the erroneous “he should lose his driving license”).

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

This is the worst thing computers have ever done.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Thanks again for all the love for #AfterLife. The reviews were great but the response from viewers has been fucking amazing. And that means so much more to me. Oh, and thanks even more for supporting all the animal welfare stuff I bother you with. Best fans in the world.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Why would you gamble with a horse's life for fun? #YouBetTheyDie

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

Avoid #Wetherspoons Calverts Court #Stockport at all costs today. All double doors have been locked open, it's created a gale blowing through the building and it is very cold. Not inducive to what should be a pleasant visit to the pub at the end of the working week. #Wankers

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@CCIanHopkins So 'experienced' officers are not already trained?

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@GMPWythenshawe Tell 'em to get a job the lazy bar stewards.

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@GMPWythenshawe Try https://t.co/rKItZOzayE you are in desperate need of it and are a total disgrace to the English language.

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@WheresFiveO @WhetherSpoons I was in there this morning and still no toast. A notice on the says it's a technical fault! A multi-million pound business selling breakfasts for 4 hours a day and they won't buy a toaster? Come on Tim climb down from your ivory tower and do something.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After announcing he could return to frontline politics, the first footage emerges of David Cameron en route to Westminster:

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@GMPWythenshawe 'stating' ? Try https://t.co/rKItZOzayE

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@GMPWythenshawe Maybe he wanted to whittle on the front porch like Jed Clampett. Have you asked him?

[Terry Werewolf @TerryWereWolf]

@GMPSale Why boast about doing what you're paid to do? It's asinine.

[Jude 🐆 @Ginger_Princess]

If my laptop says "Not Responding" one more time......😠

[John Palmer @ThePalmsterSK1]

Fuckin' 'ell Five O @WheresFiveO dig that crazy hairdo!

[Where's Five O? @WheresFiveO]

Dear @ @CCIanHopkins @MayorofGM @anncoffey_mp Damn you, make a statement about this illegal activity you all support... https://t.co/PTbPvwiSFC