Terry Porter

I ain't the real dadgum Terry Porter. Codename Captain Ninja. I hate that dadgum long division. This is a parody account. NOT THE REAL TERRY PORTER!

[Terry Porter @Terry_Porter_]

Ho ho ho merry dadgum Christmas!

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@ross_baine29 just a coat usualy

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"@Dannoburke: @Terry_Porter_ @KennyPRidge Cold it's 16 here today" thats what it is here to. it was almost dadgum 0 in some places!

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"@Dannoburke: @Terry_Porter_ @KennyPRidge What's going at the Ridge today Boys?" its dadgum cold danno!

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@meg_thereader I'll keep tweetin' til I'm dadgum suspended for good!

[Terry Porter @Terry_Porter_]

@meg_thereader sorry to disappoint. Was never my intention to trick anyone.

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@Dannoburke its gonna be dadgum cold! U can make it

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R u sad theres no porter ridge tomorrow nite? Then come to the Christmas on the square in Spencer Indiana Saturday well be in the pirade

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"@Dannoburke: @KennyPRidge @Terry_Porter_ You knuckleheads watching the Bears game tonight" da dadgum bears!

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@AndyPorterRidge looks like uncle terry

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@AndyPorterRidge congrats on the new dadgum grandson he's lucky to have a granddaddy like u. Is his name terry or captain ninja?

[Terry Porter @Terry_Porter_]

Not to worry everyone, Twitter gave me this account back, followers and all! I'm signing off and "Terry" is dadgum back! Back to the ridge!

[Terry Porter @Terry_Porter_]

Thanks for reporting & having my account suspended. Read the bio; it CLEARLY states this is a parody account. Read first, ignorance later.

[Terry Porter @Terry_Porter_]

merry dadgum christmas everyone

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i liked that rb i made :(

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which is better the santy claus slay or the limo we made?

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maybe larry should cut off his bunyuns and make bunyan soup

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"@KennyPRidge: Who's the better looking Santa? Me or @AndyPorterRidge" we dont wanna see u in your birthday suit so u are

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like father like son

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whats a mirrorpaw? and how come larry knows how to cook so good?