Terrytown

We the people of Terrytown, in order to establish damn good culture, provide stout defense, and promote Riverboating, do ordain this constitution.

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It’s a tragedy that the NHL has replaced this with computerized ads

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Ovi will once and for all score a playoff OT goal once we approach an OT and no one mentions it

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@russianmachine I think our strategy should be to stop mentioning this

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@HockeyEnjoyer This looks like it should be on the wall of the Palm restaurant

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Any time a running back is 5'7 and below

Analysts:

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I officially declare the Washington Football Team as QB ready

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Death, taxes, and booing Roger Goodell at the draft

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Same picture

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Anyone else lowkey rocking with Washington Wayfarers? Has a pretty nice ring to it.

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@michaelpRTD Where’s the link for the court date live stream?

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@dcsportsstan It’s not safe to assume that he’ll be unprotected

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@SamanthaJPell Switch Kuzy and Wilson

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@LukeAdomanis You deserve way more credit for this tweet

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I'll tell ya, those Dallas Cowboys are some smooth operators man, taking the braintrust of our offense Jeremy Sprinkle to learn our playbook. I'm quaking in my boots.

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Can't let the Devils win on Easter

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We should be called the Washington Fungible Tokens

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Are we seriously doing this?

Pro day doesn't mean anything. You can't scout a qb by watching them work out. Jamarcus Russell had a fantastic pro day.

Pro days are supposed to confirm what you already know about a player.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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@JPFinlayNBCS Everyone who doesn’t follow March madness

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Caps stream wasn't working so I'm reduced to watching the french broadcast. Can't understand a word but it's still better than the NBC crew.