tessie kercado

Farts. Comics. Curls... And a type 1 diabetic!

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Waking up early as fuck, to make sure my room's clean b4 yoga, shower, and #Endgame
Cuz my boyfriend's gona do an interview here; and I'm always dropping shit! It's my room #idowhatiwant lolol
Anywho- good luck babe!

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

By the end of the day, I've gotta premature beer-belly

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

A few days ago I went from a supported #shoulderstand, to #plowpose.
And as my ass made it's way up in the air, turns out my black #rebock tights were so sheer/see thru- I saw my panty liner! Wtf?!

Cuz ur crazy if u work out with ur underwear on -.- lol

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

I just changed my #cgm alarm to the sound of a truck backing up... Now I wont be as embarrassed frm the #lifealert alarm sound! Lol. Cuz I already look like an idiot, when I b talking to it! It needs to #shushup ! #t1d #whatsleep

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

This 1st act is entitled: that 1 time I drank 30 oz of oj @ 3:30 am to save my life; and had to get high to try go back to sleep, cuz these #lifealert alarms ain't shit! #t1d #t1problems

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Ima #type1diabetic and I wear #depends panty liners. All cuz my #bladder hasn't been shit, since 2004.

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

I popped my left thumb & tendon back into place, cuz I hate wearing my big ass brace to bed... N my world stopped for exactly 1 minute after, cuz of the pain!
#cbds #ftw #tendonitis #sinceiwas5

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

#awkward is when you go to the best hair stylist. And on the next block is where your ex stays. #anxietylevel900

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Some dude said tht my smile takes up almost all of my face...
I felt hella insulted. N the 1st thing I think of is the #joker, and 1 of my laughs...
That shut me up real quick.

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Today, I told a member the ATF strain would have her at church ina good mood tomorrow! #idontplay #mmj
#alaskanthunderfuck #shegoneget #theholyghost #praisejebus

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

A Black dude asked to touch my hair yesterday at the shop... AND had the nerve to hit on me again, and he didn't even tip! #disrespectful #somanylevels #smh #ithoughtonlywhiteppldothat

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Remembering that 1 time a 6(ish) m/o #doberman pup tried to rob me for my bfast sammich

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Strict #workout n #meals. Counting #fat n #calories; 'stead of #carbs & #protein

#diabulimia #noteating #overeating #depression #mental #sick #t1d #2hrworkouts #blackouts #stories

B #safe #happy #healthy &
#realistic; n ur #long & #shortterm #goals! 👍🏼

Brought 2 u by #insomnia

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Setting my alarm for 9 am, since at least that's the time I kno them #Avengers tickets r gona drop... I jus duno the day, so I'm on #crackhead mode #wherecanigetthemendgametickets? Feeling like #tyronebiggums! #thechapelleshow #marvel #youaintshit #anxietycauseshighbloodsugars !!

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

I be having the worse #doodoos, on the 1st day of my #womanlies. #Endometriosis #slowmotionwitit #justletmelayhere #restorativeyoga

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Eating #jackinthebox #tacos. On #instagram, looking at ways to strengthen my #chataranga, and eventually do a damn #pushup like an adult!! Lol #smallgoals

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

I had turkey chili for lunch. And I let 1 fat slip out, 3 hrs later... it was a stinker... N now, on my way home- the party shall actually begin! #raunchy #ass #poots #farts #gas

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

I'd say about #half of my #ups orders I don't even know anything about! #wtf is a fulfillment center? What if they start sending shit in the mail again? Lol. But, frfr... figure that part out, yo!

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

#adidias your flip flops did a nasty ass flippity- flop on my ass. The velcro came undid on my left slide, n I basically did my first splits in the middle of a main isle at a #target! #wtf #iwashigh #soijustwalkeditoff

[tessie kercado @Tes_monster]

Huge shot out to my #core. The #irregular work hours, gives me irregular #poops. But not today! #yoga and the early #am #twists even helped lil baby pump the #residual out, too! #1anddone #todaysgonabeagoodday #5lbslighter