This man was awkwardly trying to shoplift some dinner at a Safeway just outside the downtown core of Calgary.
He'd just been paroled from prison a couple days earlier and was left dumped in the city. He had spent his release stipend on a cheap motel room and ‘lots of paid pussy’.
"Priorities", he said: "place.. then pussy… then food".
We set him up with a store gift card and then I pitched the dude, who said he had a "camera worthy dick". He wasn’t much interested in getting head from a guy but having his dick on camera appealed to the voyeur in him.
A ‘camera worthy dick’ is an understatement. This ex-con has a big fuckin' cock. I sucked his nuts and blew him for a few minutes when he said "you know what? I'm not gonna get hard for a guy" (he did) and "I'm never gonna get off from a blowjob" (he didn't). I respect that and with this guy, it didn't matter.
I focused my thoughts of that dick sailing in and out of pussy the last two days and then kissed the dude's cock thanked him.
I'm grateful for even being permitted to just see his dick.
We planned to connect that evening at a nearby Starbucks to help him find a stable, temporary place to stay.
When I turned the corner walking towards our meeting place, there he was, his hands atop a police cruiser being frisked before they heaved him into the back seat and carted him away for reasons I'll never know.