SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy

Trying my hardest to be *part of the solution* and not part of *the problem*! 🤠 👍

[Gali @Gfilche]

Is it just me or does my Model Y look 10x sexier than this Maserati?

[SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy @TeslaForThe_Win]

@Gfilche It’s not just you! 🤠 👍

[SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy @TeslaForThe_Win]

@DigitalDaisyX

[JC Christopher @JCChristopher]

Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?"

Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home."

Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?"

Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill?

Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know."

Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant."

Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?"

Me: "12"

[Ming @tslaming]

GOOD NEWS 🇯🇵 Tesla is absolutely crushing it in Japan right now! May delivery numbers has dropped, and the growth is insane 🔥

Because Tesla doesn't break out individual data there, they’re tracked under the official "Others" category, and that line just went vertical:

✅ 1,996 deliveries for the month (2,000 total)
✅ A massive +181% increase Year-over-Year
✅ Up +157% Year-to-Date (8,194 units vs. just 3,178 this time last year!)

And the best part is that May is just the warmup.

June will be the massive end-of-quarter push, meaning we are likely tracking toward the biggest sales explosion in the history of Tesla Japan 🔥

[Dalton Brewer @daltonbrewer]

HISTORIC MOMENT: Tesla Model Y is Australia’s BEST-SELLING car for the FIRST TIME EVER! ⚡️

$TSLA

[LaoZhu @tomzhu_nz]

We deserve a name 😂 Well done team!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla registered 5,111 vehicles in Germany in May, up 322% from a year earlier, according to data released by Germany's Federal Motor Transport Authority.

Tesla’s sales numbers across Europe in Q2 continue to look very strong. https://t.co/C4zeHmakE8

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla's registrations in Japan jumped 182% year-over-year in May 2026 to 1,996 vehicles, and is on track for its best year yet in the country.

Year-to-date, Tesla has registered 8,194 vehicles, up roughly 157% from the same period in 2025.

The May result pushed Tesla past Audi year-to-date, moving it from fifth to fourth among imported brands in Japan. https://t.co/f59nZjahgV

[Tesla Australia & New Zealand @TeslaAUNZ]

Model Y was the best selling vehicle of any kind in Australia for the month of May

Making it the first electric car in history to lead the overall AU sales charts across all fuel types

[TESLARATI @Teslarati]

If this were real, would you buy it?

[SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy @TeslaForThe_Win]

@Teslarati 🤠 👍

[SurfRanch Vibes @surfranchvibes]

Being productive while commuting has always been a dream of mine. Tesla has made it entirely possible with the new update on FSD. I never thought that I could reach max productivity in any vehicle on my way to work.

[Frank Thelen @frank_thelen]

Endlich konnte ich FSD in Deutschland testen. Wir sind fast eine Stunde durch Dörfer, über Landstraßen und Autobahnen gefahren. Alles lief perfekt. @PSchnieder, wann retten wir Leben in Deutschland?🇩🇪

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐀 𝟗𝟓-𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑-𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐆𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐓

An American woman just posted an on-camera interview of her 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝟗𝟓-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 about his first month owning a Tesla Model Y with 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠. The whole video runs barely three minutes. Every second is a Tesla ad money cannot buy.

On what he likes the best: “𝘖𝘣𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨.”

On the cars he watched FSD avoid in real time, pulling out of his church parking lot at age 94: “𝘐𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥.”

On the smart-summons party trick he showed his bowling friends Tuesday: “𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, ’𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘳?’ 𝘐 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, ’𝘕𝘰, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵.’ 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥.”

On the electric-bill reality vs. the doom-and-gloom narrative the legacy press has pushed for a decade: “𝘔𝘺 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 $10 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. 𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 149 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴.”

His recommendation to anyone his age or younger thinking about pulling the trigger, in the plainest English on record: “𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢. 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢.”

Read what this clip actually documents. A man born during the Hoover administration, who lived through World War II as a teenager, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤, who remembers when seatbelts were optional, just trusted a Tesla camera array 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟 — and it did the job.

𝐄𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐌𝐮𝐬𝐤 𝐠𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝟗𝟓-𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐚. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝.
@cybrgalaxy with @elonmusk

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.

I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.
Turns out I was not “driving defensively.”

I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.

Someone going 40 in a 25?
I had notes.

Someone taking too long at a green light?
I had a full theory of civilizational decline.

Now the car drives and I just sit there like a reformed man.

No high blood pressure.
No death grip on the wheel.
No courtroom monologue about lane discipline.

My wife noticed immediately.

She said, “You’re way more chill in the car, I like this!”

That is when I realized Tesla didn’t just make the car drive itself.

It made me stop narrating the collapse of society from the driver’s seat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[SomePeopleCallMeTheSpaceCowboy @TeslaForThe_Win]

@JordanKeto 🤠 👍

[Jordan Keto @JordanKeto]

Every time someone flips me off just because I'm driving a Cybertruck, I wonder what happened in their lives that made them so mentally broken and susceptible to being brainwashed.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

This @Tesla Model 3 plunged 300 feet off a Malibu cliff this weekend and the two passengers survived with only moderate injuries.

Tesla makes the safest vehicles.