POTTER YOU CUNT! EVER SINCE YOU TURNED MALFOY INTO A CHICK THE WHOLE SCHOOL HAS BECOME A DEN OF DEGENERATES! MCGONAGALL AND LONGBOTTOM ARE NOW SEXY GYARUS AND TAKING BACKSHOTS IN THE QUIDDITCH FIELD! 100 MILLION POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF!
A little green freak just broke into my office, showed me this image, went “Never have this, you will, because of me. Heh heh heh", Force-pushed me into the wall and then escaped through the vents before I could do anything.