TeslaDoctor

Tesla Senior Technician , all comments sarcasm or opinion. On the fence about dragons… not a bot! per aspera sic itur ad astra

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

New shop mascot!
His name is: Warranty Shredder!

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@GR_businessman He also kicked a woman to death when he was 16… broke another man’s jaw in prison… just a regular guy…
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[Fenix Ammo CEO @FenixAmmoHR]

The Fenix Ammunition main account just got suspended for "inauthentic behavior"?

Is this a fucking joke?

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@GovWhitmer Actually auto accidents cut children’s lives shorter than anything else… multiplied by parents not buckling up their children…

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

⁦@Waymo⁩ spotted at the beach in San Diego!!

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@rhensing Use the tonneau to protect the rear glass plz… ain’t nobody want to replace that…

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@bowhuntr09 @Schmidtrs12 @DarkMiner Schedule an inspection right from your app!

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@bowhuntr09 @Schmidtrs12 @DarkMiner Yes

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@Schmidtrs12 @DarkMiner Good example on why to get the windshield plan…

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@DarkMiner Where do you get new tires without balancing them?

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

This infuriates me more than you know!!

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@TeslaTim2 DOOR HANDLES!!

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@GovWhitmer When I think of Grand Rapids, I think of the city that puts murderers out on the street after being booked for ANOTHER violent crime…

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

What radicalized you?

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@briandstone Ft. Myers has dinosaurs 🦖

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@sfrantzman Yeah but the sheik had a swollen eye!!
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[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@professorsam @the_goffense 🤔are you saying she is in on the deal? 🤣🤣

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@JazzDeeApple @Matt_E_Baumann A “lemon” is when the court forces the manufacturer to reimburse the purchase of a vehicle. Each state has specific guidelines. Paying you to “not lemon” isn’t a thing… they gave you above market trade-in value.

[TeslaDoctor @TeslaPHD]

@JazzDeeApple @Matt_E_Baumann I do lemon inspections and part of it is verifying the chassis is inscribed as being a lemon. There is a permanent label applied in the drivers door opening.

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@thejefflutz @FlyFrontier Zip tie cuffs? Looks like an air marshal