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[ElonTrades @ElonTrades]

$BOTIFY bouncing hard off the Trumpocalypse.

[Good to Great @going4ward]

$BOTIFY price discovery in 3... 2... 1...

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

So I’ve been working with my likely meme coin drop team.

We’ve come up with a way to do the drop so the coins is spread EQUALLY across 10 - 20k wallets.

No sniping. No insiders or whales 100% fair drop. I’d follow/like post here closely to make sure your one of those 10k 🙃😜

[Alex Becker 🍊🏆🥇 @ZssBecker]

@CryptoZachLA Ez w

[Tesla Taylor @Tesla_Taylor]

@QuickNode Devnet faucet is handy

[Quicknode @Quicknode]

Solana Streams is officially in public beta! But what is it, and how does it help you?

Streams continually push data directly to your final data destination with automatic retries and guaranteed data delivery—saving you massively on troubleshooting headaches and precious data engineering hours.

Start a stream today to backfill Solana or stay at the tip with continuous data inflows ➡️ https://t.co/063gG9xppM

[ElonTrades @ElonTrades]

$VERTAI AI Marketplace now live

Accumulation by big wallets, breaking recent ATH’s

Collaboration with $oGPU announced w/ partnerships secured

@elliotrades and @ZssBecker are increasingly bullish

[ElonTrades @ElonTrades]

Watch $MORPHO move like $AERO during its first explosive run up.

$4,000,000,000+ TVL.

Coinbase backed.

[Kyle Chassé 🐸 @Kylechasse]

#1 launch coming this week on @paid_network!

bringing @LiveArtX to you at an even better price than EVERY vc!

LCO model is revolutionary and is what gets you $paid

[Super Meme @superdotmeme]

I’ve reminded you so many times. When I said, “They’ve probably already registered,” they replied, “Remind them anyway.”

I didn’t argue 'cause they pay my bills.🤗

Don’t make me look bad, and register by tomorrow, the final day:
👇
https://t.co/lwUSLrH6Zo

Cheers,
Admin❤️

[FNNetwork @FakeNewsETH]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Trump went undercover as Woke and discovered the Democrats evil plan

with @tookerkurlson

[Cooker Shillerson @tookerkurlson]

Outbreak Alert: Uncovering the Truth Behind the Degenitis Virus

In collaboration with @FakeNewsETH

[FNNetwork @FakeNewsETH]

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

[🔶DRUZY @CryptoDruzy]

🚨 $ET is now live on @RaydiumProtocol ⭐️
For more details check 👇👇

[Elon Trump @ElonTrumpSol]

👀 It's going to be a great day!!

#launchday #memecoinsol

[ElonTrades @ElonTrades]

Trump coins must unite against the enemy of the people- the fake news media.

$FN $TRUMP $MAGA #MAGANOMICS

[FNNetwork @FakeNewsETH]

🚨Breaking News🚨

Elon Musk’s 3rd Child with Neuralink exec Shivon Zilis is Revealed to be the World’s First Baby Cyborg

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left both tech enthusiasts and conspiracy theorists buzzing, Elon Musk revealed that his third child with Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis is the world’s first baby cyborg. The baby, affectionately named "Cyborgus Prime," reportedly came equipped with the latest Neuralink interface, enabling him to check his own diaper status, order baby formula via drone, and stream Cocomelon directly into his neural cortex.

Musk proudly stated, “This is the future of parenting. Why waste time teaching your child to talk when they can download the entire Oxford Dictionary into their brain in seconds?” Rumors that the baby also has a built-in Tesla autopilot feature remain unconfirmed, though a recent tweet from Musk hinted at “some exciting stroller innovations coming soon.”

Critics, however, are divided. Some worry about the ethical implications of turning babies into bionic beings, while others are just jealous they didn’t get the first edition Cyborgus Prime action figure, complete with glowing eyes and a mini flamethrower.

As usual, Musk’s announcement has sparked a flurry of Twitter activity, with hashtags like #BabyCyborg, #FutureIsNow, and #PleaseDontHackMyBaby trending worldwide. In the meantime, Cyborgus Prime is reportedly enjoying his newfound abilities, including instant naptime and the ability to predict when he will next throw his food on the floor.

Stay tuned as we monitor this story, or as Cyborgus Prime would say, “Processing… complete.”

[FNNetwork @FakeNewsETH]

🚨BREAKING🚨

SEC Drops Civil Lawsuit Against Ripple, Sues XRP Holders Instead

In a shocking yet somehow unsurprising twist, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has decided to drop its longstanding civil lawsuit against Ripple Labs, the company behind $XRP. Instead, the SEC has pivoted its legal strategy to target a new demographic: XRP holders themselves.

"Frankly, we felt bad for Ripple. It's hard to keep suing a company that's become a professional defendant," said an SEC spokesperson. "So, we thought, why not take a look at the real issue here? The folks who've been holding onto XRP, waiting for a moonshot that never came. They clearly need intervention."

XRP holders, often seen in online forums touting phrases like "HODL" and "When moon?", have waited years for significant positive price action. Meanwhile, they've been teased by every minor uptick in price as if it were the second coming of Bitcoin.

"The SEC's decision to sue us is the most action we've seen in years," lamented one XRP holder who goes by the online alias "XRP4LIFE2020." "At least now we're finally getting some attention, even if it's in the form of a lawsuit."

The lawsuit alleges that XRP holders have exhibited "gross negligence" by continuing to invest in a token that has shown all the upward momentum of a brick tied to a stone. The SEC is seeking damages for what it calls "profound gullibility" and "willful ignorance of market reality."

"We're not saying XRP is worthless," the SEC spokesperson clarified. "We're just saying that at this point, believing it will go to $589 per token is akin to believing in the tooth fairy, unicorns, and honest politicians."

In response, the XRP community has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fight the lawsuit, with donations trickling in at the same speed XRP's price moves—slowly, but with unwavering optimism.

As the saga unfolds, one thing is clear: XRP holders may finally get their day in court, even if it’s not quite the kind of victory they were hoping for.

[Büsra.eth @busraeth]

➜ Exciting news! $ET @elontrumpsol is holding its fair launch right now on their official website 🪂

➤ https://t.co/q2eLRI2OTX

• The project is fully KYC-compliant and has been meticulously audited.

• With a strong and engaged community, as well as a trending theme, this initiative has incredible potential.

• Listings on Radium and other exchanges are set to follow shortly 💥

[Crypto Verse @CryptoVerse_Co]

$ET @elontrumpsol are holding their fair launch on their website today! https://t.co/EgqvBO0TQ8

Fully KYC’d
Audited
Strong community
Coach K on board as an advisor
Trump trend with a twist

This is gonna be YUGE!
Send it to Mars! $ElonTrumpCoin