Cutler Seaholm

Just sit back and watch the profound statements flow. All opinions expressed here are yours, somehow. “Fully Vaccined”, LHS '17 UT '21, he/him/his/himself ᛏ

[Cutler Seaholm @TeslianMustache]

A "forehead" is a very nebulous concept, as it has no clear bounds besides the hairline and eyebrows, which do not completely enclose it.

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

.@AMCTheatres I am here to see to see Alex Garland’s MEN and the theater has no seats or screen

[kember, the soup company @KembOreo]

how to become rich:
write a course and a book on how to become rich and sell them

[Cutler Seaholm @TeslianMustache]

Oh boy, another year of this! So proud.
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[soft lead rock @kemdalo]

Airfryers just easybake remodel

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

The Enfenestration of Prague please RT

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

an iron skillet will outlive you

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

i like to role play as 2 rival philosophers

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Left Twitter (for good) a month ago and haven’t looked back. Feel like a new person!

[Cutler Seaholm @TeslianMustache]

@KembOreo The jingle… it’s irresistibly catchy. And for what? Carpet installation? Preposterous.

[kember, the soup company @KembOreo]

just took a sip of water and said “mm good soup” out loud

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Why is “dying penniless” considered a bad thing? That’s what I call perfect money management.

[Graham Mitchell @grahammitchell]

"COVID permitting" is the new "Lord willing" and I hate it.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just read a fascinating New York Times piece that claimed I’ve reached my free article limit for the month.

[bobby @bobby]

(on phone with wife) hey babe are we out of babu friks

[Cutler Seaholm @TeslianMustache]

@yooeyitszooey There’s an obvious “shadow puppets” joke here, but I can’t seem to find it

[Grayson @MGMTunofficial]

😄 will never be :D

[kember, the soup company @KembOreo]

I was that annoying kid who whenever asked me “what’s up” i would say “the sky”

[UT Austin @UTAustin]

Congratulations, #UTGrad21 🤘

It's official — You're now graduates 🎓