I hate that thing in movies where someone finally finds the person they’re trying to rescue, and instead of getting out immediately, they start kissing and talking like the kidnappers are not dangerous.
I convinced my youngest that my glasses were a shield for my x-ray vision. It helped that I already knew he had 200naira in his pocket. I took them off, “scanned” him, and told him to bring it out the money in his pocket. His tiny head nearly burst😔
“Don’t write my name with red pen”
“Don’t point at me, my mummy & daddy are still alive “
“Don’t call my surname my father is not your mate”
“Don’t touch my head, they don’t use to touch my head in my family o😂😭
Omo no be small fooling we do for primary school that year🤣🤣