Evan 🎵

RattPack ets. 2011 | be YOU | #Skol | #RepBX

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@sho_of_hands @PabloTorre “NewsMax” 😂😂😂

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Donnyyyyyyy☢️☢️☢️☢️☢️

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Ruins everything he touches

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Getting into Madison Square Garden to watch the Knicks in game 3 will be similar to airport security, per @SbondyNBA

“With Donald Trump attending Game 3, the Knicks and the Secret Service announce fans cannot bring bags into arena and they should arrive at least two hours prior to tipoff to allow time for TSA-screening procedures. “

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Had the 4/7/9 win place show in the Belmont thank youuuuuu #BelmontStakes2026

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@McJuggerNuggets Still the best and my favorite series of all time. 🐐🐐🐐

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@GOP__Ls So they’re doing exactly what they accuse Mamdani of doing with NYC crime 😂😂😂

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@DonaldStevie25 @MaximeAubin1 Says this with live and let live in the bio, fuck up retard

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@Popstonox JD Vance should be here with a quote of him calling Trump Hitler then correct?

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@NewsWire_US But but but but Nancy Pelosi

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Next stop 34th Street

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

KNICKS FANS ARE GOING CRAZY IN THE STREETS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THIS SHIT GOT ME IN TEARS LMAOOO WHY DID THE ROBOT SAY “F*CK TRAE YOUNG” 💀

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

LGK

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Shut up and dribble

[۟ @ruireaves]

alright

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Great answers honestly

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@c294729 @JalenJohnsonSt @Maxonmaxoff21 @MLBTheShow Nobody with a job will have it tonight

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@babybottlefurio @MLB @MLBTheShow Not too crazy, pretty similar months

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

@MLBTheShow Great timing for this throwback card

[Evan 🎵 @Teslo2_]

Gotta do it this time kid, no better chance

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Spencer Jones will be recalled to take Aaron Judge's roster spot, per @JackCurryYES

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.