tess

just here to ghost no tweets here thank you bye

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@Lauren_Biebuyck ahhahaha "scuffle"

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@lararpaterson porn.

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@Lauren_Biebuyck you tried to strangle me. literally attempted to end my life.

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@mikeyiswright @Lauren_Biebuyck Not a chance biebs I literally saw you type that tweet in the taxi you scum

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"I'm hanging like John Proctor"

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A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort

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THANKS MOM FOR INVITING YOUR LOUDEST FRIENDS OVER WHEN IM TRYING TO STUDY CHEM.

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Upside of mom having friends over: mooi food and wine. Downside of mom having friends over: have to put on pants.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

Angel. #RIPMayaAngelou The first book I read as a teenager, "I know why the caged bird sings". Felt like we knew her

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PHYSICS EXAM. 4444444444444444444444

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

Only true 1652 kids remember Jan Van Riebeeck's arrival in South Africa.

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@herbalprincess YOU

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DA flags bigger than the IEC flags at the voting office (do less)

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what interesting thumbs you all have, please upload more photos of them!

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olive penderghast is my hero

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a confrontation with the pizza delivery guy is the biggest social stress within the realms of possibility

[tess @TessChittenden]

keep audio-hallucinating the sound of the doorbell ringing signifying the arrival of my pizza