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@clarenceTerre Atomic Mutton

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@1nvisikids Almost as bad as ‘current’

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@MeghansMole Yeah, he has yello teeth and hangs around bins

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@Swan_Rescue Thank you 🤩

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@andyburnham In the length of time it’s taken you to write this guff you could have (should have) drafted, raised and passed an interim measure to keep PC Harper’s killers inside. Prioritise your workload please.

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@abagnale26 @LucyTCWife No. The two white lads are being held inside because their illegal actions led to the death of a policeman. Nothing to do with skin colour.

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@80s_Kidz He’s just got downstairs and realised he’s left his phone upstairs

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@andrewc44104127 Mr Potato Head

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@Billybingbong2 @sage1411 Maybe not - Princess Michael of Kent was always called just that in the media.

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@Oldtimers365 A little fold over card of matches from a hotel or a restaurant that closed down years ago

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@Scratch71193263 @lady_valor_07 What goes up must come down

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@lady_valor_07 There, there, there

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@SGTWipper1Each My dog found a burst, dead badger in a hedgerow and rolled in it. Smelled like bad cheese, vomit and shit along with something else undefinable, probably death. I then had to walk him home, all greasy and slimy. Man alive, he was pleased as punch with himself.

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@cra46159 This is very concerning. I sell on eBay and I am not a dishonest fraudster, nor an immigrant. I also buy on eBay and have been fortunate so far to avoid any issues.

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@JamesAHogg2 Pam Doove was my favourite character. With her bockle oran doo

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@janethodgson16 @wuikle There isn’t a dress large enough to hold all her dirty laundry…

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@JR42845598 She’s just rattled because people are on to her

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@lady_valor_07 Birdseye

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@PolitlcsUK Wanker

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@saniyafatma1278 Er, pick your dog’s shit up? It’s not that hard