tess

now i do what i want 💁🏼‍♀️

[cuban linx @fromNYwithluv]

Wrap up this Halloween shit fr. It’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch.

[Cicely Dykeson @ThatsSoSiren]

I am a kisser 😭 I always want a kiss .. matter of fact give me 14 of those 😭

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

I’m not like a lot of women in this generation… I’m not asking to have my bills paid, for a bag or shoes, to fly me out, $1000 hair, $200 nails…. it doesn’t take much to make me happy. A positive affirmation text, random flowers or food, planned dates, massages,etc I’m simple

[iman, the icon. @ImanEurope]

for the record, this is foreplay.

[MK @adoreanise]

🤣🤣🤣 like bitches be out here begging yall for bags, shoes, clothes and money and ion want shit but communication and time ok😭😭😭

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

I'll marry the person that can go to a family event with me and still like me afterwards

[… @xDaij]

Don’t drink w me if you weak cus I don’t stop til the liquor stop me 😂😂

[trish @ultragloss]

10 things i hate about you is literally the best fall rom com. and summer rom com. and honestly spring rom com. and it’s actually pretty great in winter too

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

WINTER HOLD ON… I ain’t got a coat, a man, iron pills or nothing 🙄

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

I drink on an empty stomach AND I mix liquors, play with somebody else 🤣

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

GIRL MATH: if i don't spend enough to get free shipping i’m losing money

[MayraV @MayraVee_]

Sunday we go the bars ladies ..it’s that season where all the fine football men are out &you know what that means

[ana @shivlestat]

tv shows going from 22-25 episodes to 18 to 13 to 10 to 8 episodes was the worst thing to happen to television industry. i’m begging y’all to bring back REAL tv shows that ran almost all year long and had well developed storylines, characters, friendships and romance.

[tess @TessNoyes]

this is the one

[tess @TessNoyes]

PSA: if you are driving in the fast lane on the highway and people are passing you, MOVE OVER!!

[🗝️ @DiaryOfKeysus]

THIS GOT ME CRYING SO BAD 😭😭

[Jay @theearthyvirgo]

“You look tired.”

Virgo: because i am.

[tess @TessNoyes]

you best believe i’m using every second of the car wash dryer at kwik trip