Tess

tweeting shit you don’t care about since 2012

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

christians: he has risen
jews: our bread has not

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

Something about a group chat with 5 or more people makes your friends go radio silent - despite them having chronic phone addictions

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

I dont fuck with crypto dw i just got hacked

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i swear everyone ik from ny ran the nyc half today

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

oop guess its that time of the month when i go on Petfinder and look aimlessly at cute pictures of dogs I so desperately want

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

god im so glad im a woman. i get to drink sweet and colorful alcoholic cocktails instead of bud light

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

Friday night light reading thanks to @AliAdler

[Emma Riddle @egraceridd]

14 months ago I had to evacuate from Oxford High Schol when a fifteen year old opened fire and killed four of my classmates and injured seven more.

Tonight, I am sitting under my desk at Michigan State Univeristy, once again texting everyone “I love you”

When will this end?

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

imessage adding the ability to mark messages as unread is a blessing

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

proud of my boys💪🏽

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

craziest game ever

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

kitty on a roof

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

just learned what ‘rizz’ means, feeling educated

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

what is dry cleaning really

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moroccoooo

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25% off isn’t a huge sale

[Tess @TessWillinger23]

you don't know real pain until you have to write a 5 paged essay single-spaced