Alursha ☽

I only tweet about hockey and road rage.

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

I need to update my pinned tweet because this time last year my team was imploding and now we have a 98.2% odds of making the playoffs.. This is not an April Fool’s joke. #nhlbruins

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

BABE WAKE UP THE PRESEASON SCHEDULE DROPPED.

Three more months until Bruins hockey is back. ♥️

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

The exhibition slate 🗓️

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

If the US government can give $300 billion to Iran then they can start giving Americans a weekly allowance. Money clearly isn’t real anymore.

[Ian Inangelo @iinangelo]

Shoutout to Boston Bruins legends Brandon Bussi and Taylor Hall for winning the Stanley Cup with the Carolina Hurricanes

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

Congratulations to Brandon Bussi and Taylor Hall ONLY.

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

I love how all new cars today are like “your car comes with this feature for you to experience but you gotta give us your credit card information before you can gain access so that we can charge you at the end of your trial period and you won’t even notice!!!!!”

No thanks🙅🏻‍♀️

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

i always miss bruins hockey until i experience bruins hockey. a vicious, toxic cycle

[sky ⁸¹ ₉₃ سكاي 🐝 @SkysF1year]

We got the ref cam pov😭

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

This is sending me. 😂😂😂

[hagens 4 calder @44hagenz]

bruins family tree

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

did we overachieve? probably. was buffalo better than us? sure. did we really think we were gonna win the cup? not realistically. but this was my stupid terrible gaggle of misfits and i LOVE THEM

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

Can’t wait to learn about all the injuries that ails my team tomorrow. #nhlbruins

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

FINALLY

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

This is the Sway.

@JeremySwayman has been named a finalist for the 2025-26 Vezina Trophy.

📰: https://t.co/Qi9cU8LNac

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

I’m so sorry but I’m gonna need the Celtics to lose. Bruins have to go all the way, they’re making me “B”lieve.

[Alex @Alexzachary305]

Celtics win game 1
Bruins lose game 1

Celtics lose game 2
Bruins win game 2

Celtics win game 3
Bruins lose game 3

Celtics win game 4
Bruins lose game 4

Celtics lose game 5
Bruins win game 5

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

FUCK YOU AND ILL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY!!!!!!

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

“It’s not whether the whistle was called, it’s whether the intent was there.” I’m sorry, I can’t fucking HEAR intent while fighting for my life in OVERTIME. What the fuck kind of analysis is that????? #nhlbruins

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

This feels like a threat to me personally.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Battle for it in Buffalo.

📍 KeyBank Center
⏰ 7:30 p.m. ET
🆚 @BuffaloSabres
📺 @NESN & @NHL_On_TNT
📻 @985TheSportsHub

[brianna pirre @bsp_13]

someone on his own team perhaps

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

I’d die for the Jeannot/Kastelic/Kuraly line.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

TANNER!!!

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

THE PLAYOFFS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW CAMERA ANGLES @TNTSportsUS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Every fucking year man. I shouldn’t have to scream this every year.

[Alursha ☽ @Tessier95]

My king. 👑

[Mar³⁹ @maronmeadows]

Mark kastelic hoes mad edit cos why not