MikeT

I burp, fart, and say inappropriate things. Fan of Pop Culture 🎶 🎥, Hockey 🏒 & Horror Movies 👻. Views are my own.

[MikeT @TesslMi]

With each passing day I just want to go back to the #Eighties and #Nineties.

[MikeT @TesslMi]

The only way to solve a #Hangover #HangoverCure #BaconAmdCheeseOmelette

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Now I’m sitting here crying like a little bitch. lol. #Lost #Charlie #OneOfTheBestShowsEver

[LOST @TheLOSTworld_]

The saddest goodbye was never spoken.

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Lost, in a snow filled sky.
We'll make it alright to come undone.
Now we'll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside.
Hey child, stay wilder than the wind and blow me in to cry.
Who do you need?
Who do you love?
When you come undone.
#DuranDuran

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I'm not too sure what I'm supposed to do with this; These hands, this mind, this instability; From a cage I created, to a hell that heaven made; Can't let go of the hatred cause I love the way it tastes! #IntoTheFire @AAofficial need y’all back on tour! #LyricsThatHitTheSoul

[MikeT @TesslMi]

@Cold miss seeing you all on tour but I gotta say Scooter and co writes some wicked lyrics. Currently replaying The Things We Cannot Stop album, and I forgot how much Beautiful Life provides all the feels. 🤘🏼. #RockingOutSince98

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Hey @ChipotleTweets it’s useless to staff up your restaurant with at least 8 workers and only have two of them actually preparing the food and doing work. So much for pre-ordering being faster and easier. #TryHarder #DoBetter

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@dotspretzels my son requests that you make a gluten free option. He wants in the worst way to try Dots Pretzels. #FoodAllergiesSuck

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@tiesto and @SarahMcLachlan I swear the song Silence (In search of sunrise remix) is the song they play when people enter Heaven. 25 years later and it still gives goosebumps. 👏

[MikeT @TesslMi]

@MASKEDMANIACXXX Jerry Dandridge #WelcomeToFrightNight #ForReal

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Halfway thru S4 of #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding and while I’m a fan of #HammyFayeBaker I can’t help but wonder WTH happened to all of Oliver’s other pets, Winnie the Bully & Mrs. Gambolini, the bird? 🤷‍♂️🤔. @selenagomez any ideas? Your sidekicks are not on here!

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@TMZ But is “this house clean”? #Poltergeist #Tangina

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While a good portion of the X-Verse saw religious imagery at the horse in the #OpeningCeremony, really, all I thought of was the #MechanicalHorse from the #Westworld opening credits 🤷‍♂️

[MikeT @TesslMi]

@NYRangers

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@taylorswift13 is ready for #Game1 of the #StanleyCup tonight. She’s very excited for the #StanelyCupEra even if the #Rangers did not make it. She’ll be rooting for the #Oilers and here to greet our guests for our party later 😂🏒 🥅 🎸 @tkelce @mtessler

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It’s like having dinner with a mini #EltonJohn except I can’t get him to sing #GoodbyeYellowBrickRoad or #ImStillStanding 🤪 @eltonofficial

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@birdsarentreal My dog recently “caught a bird” in the backyard and when it came back in an electrical wire was in his mouth. #TheMoreYouKnow #Kidding #OrAmI 🤔😂

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@JasonKelce Yes. After a visit to the dispensary 😂

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Why was Tina so bothered by a stupid Nightmare, anyway? @LangenkampH @_AmandaWyss #NightmareOnElmStreet #ThFirstWasTheBest #TopTenHorrorMovie

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@mtessler Ummmm. This is the exact definition of conspiracy theory. 😂😘