Stephanie Sciandra

[Bachelor Burn Book @bachelorburnbk]

Well, that was the biggest disaster we've ever seen. We'd congratulate ABC on delivering the most dramatic finale ever, but it was really just kind of mean and unnecessary. #TheBachelorFinale

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

Why does @dominos think we care what their stores look like? Id buy pizza out of a stranger's van if it was good and/or I was drunk enough.

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

Mostly for stalking you @HIKEVIN_

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

Twitter's shielding me from sensitive comments because ... I'm 14? Too bad they can't save me from myself on here. #whyamihere #selfdestuct

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

*watches #SVU all weekend*
*has no regrets*

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

New idea: perhaps Germany can pay for the wall? America wins again! https://t.co/2VbTaMbBLP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

...vast sums of money to NATO & the United States must be paid more for the powerful, and very expensive, defense it provides to Germany!

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

It's been a long time since I've voluntarily been up at 4 am, and @theycallmegrams has to tell me to "get a grip"! What's up #dawn

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Sir, I knew Melissa McCarthy, and u sir r no Melissa McCarthy https://t.co/NVdYHPaPYD

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

@realDonaldTrump do you know what wire tapping is? More importantly, do you know what quotation marks are for?

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

I thought Putin and trump were the perfect couple. And then the murders began https://t.co/V6OYpnWCUc

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

This can't be repeated enough https://t.co/DbnUggle56

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

she thinkin bout how she gonna die because ya mans doesnt understand climate change
https://t.co/BeoUg1w94N

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Yesterday I said Sean Hannity was the least self-aware person on earth.

I was wrong.

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

@HIKEVIN_ I cannot like this enough. Smooch smooch president.

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

@HIKEVIN_ @POTUS if you follow this logic, all Donald Trump needs is a kiss and the whole country will turn around.

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

@HIKEVIN_ @POTUS He's a pout pout president with a pout pout face and he spreads the dreary wearies all over the place! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

So we really don't need to do anything about so-called global warming. We just need to put the fish on a diet. #MAGA @HIKEVIN_ @POTUS

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

Fish in the oceans in areas where obesity is more prevalent have become so obese, they're actually causing the ocean water levels to rise.

[Stephanie Sciandra @Tessthefish87]

So like the western world has this obesity problem right? Well that includes our fish.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Well rest ur stuck cap button cuz we r gonna find out. Taxes ready yet? https://t.co/DPKyyhcRfO