Lance Armstrongs Left Testicle

3X Beer League Champion

[Pheonix @PheonixCopley]

I moved to a small town outside Columbus when I was 1 and left for Alaska at 7. Ohio is where I first fell in love with hockey, watching the Columbus Chill and seeing how much the game meant there.

Having the opportunity to sign with the Blue Jackets means a lot. I’m ready to get to work and give everything I have to this organization.

Here’s me playing hockey in my room in Lancaster, Ohio.

[Columbus Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL]

THE BEST DMAN IN THE NHL! 💥

Zach Werenski's taking home the Norris Trophy!

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Sometimes she goes, some times she doesn’t

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USA hockey would be way cooler if our captain didn’t have an earring #gay

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Just in case anyone forgot about Tage’s goal today. They will be reminded tonight

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Give me Liberty or give me death

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What’s the verdict?

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I assure you the whole plane will feel this

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No hitters till the 9th are cool, but have you ever fed a 14 year old a zyn and watched him spin while his friends take pictures?

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@nosidechain @PJR626 @local_hooperr Wittewy

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@melvvodkawaters Why’d you cut it before the good part?

[xTech @xTechHockey]

Good morning to Matt Duchene’s NHL 14 HUT base card and nobody else.

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@FrankiePSmeal I’ll do my part. This is the bump I needed to start yelling slurs at their outfielders.

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Never kill yourself

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@local_hooperr 2X Chilito add spaghetti
1x Skyline dip Chilito

Still trying to feel out the Skyline dip Chilito. Feel like it’s a bottom 6 Forward who might log some time on the PK (Hung tits on a Sunday)

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🏔️ R🔵

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@sensualminion_ @AngelLucianoIII

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@local_hooperr @UCBarstool Hey.

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Do any of my 45 followers care if I have a night?