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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some conversation are easier with white people. Years ago, I was having a conversation with a colleague, and I how old she was and she asked me to guess. I said 29 (even though my real thought was 33). She smiled and told me I didn't have to do that.

She said she was 38.

I then asked if she was married and she said no. I then asked about the guy she usually came and left with. She went into another gist mode. She told me she that was her partner but they are not married. She was afraid of marriage now having been engaged twice in the past. The first one just called it quit few weeks to the marriage and the second one left her on the altar.

She then said, you can be happy with someone without making the marriage official. She said she loves this guy and he is a good guy, and she doesn't want to ruin the relationship with marriage, that this arrangement works for them. The guy seemed like a good guy to be honest. I liked him. Always a good time talking with him.

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Interesting how men just assume every pretty lady is taken.

"This one go get man and many toasters" is how pretty ladies spend a long time being single.

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego]

Okay o. I ate this delicious bowl of seafood okra and poundo the other day. Stepped it down with cocktail.

Are you happy now? 💁🏾‍♀️

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Your woman’s prayers kept you rich in life but her father can’t even buy paracetamol without seeking help in the family whatsapp group💀

The prayers no dey touch her papa?

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

5 days to go...

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first and only man to score at 5️⃣ editions of the #FIFAWorldCup 😤

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

My younger brother don press me N500k when e hook me and heaven no fall.

The dysfunction in your family is the problem.

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

"What a man can do, a woman can do it better" is a stupid narrative

[🌊 @Testi_d_Best]

@AnyanwuMalachy He's actually the one doing her a favour, not the other way round.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

"I married my best friend"

Does your best friend know you once thought of cheating on them because they upgraded their iPhone but didn't upgrade yours?

[Parka @le_Parka]

Why must the Nigerian government favour you and your family? Why can't it favour us all?

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

I saw a post one time where a Lady said whenever she’s having normal small issues with her husband, she covers herself while changing after bathing(not wanting him to see her nakedness)

The post wasn’t the issue, the number of Women relating to it in the comments was scary.

Different angles kept coming to my head that day that I ended up ignoring the post.

Some of the things that popped up in my head…
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- Why do Wives see their bodies as what their husbands have to EARN(even in marriage o)

- So all the while that he’s been seeing your nakedness, you feel you’ve been doing him a favour like that and he owes you ?

- Is the nakedness a different one from the one other Men saw before you got married or you’re only punishing him coz he’s the one that decided to marry you ?

- Why do married Women still want incentives for sex from their husbands ?

- Is it an innate trait for the average Woman to want to trade their bodies for something ?

- If your body was that sacred, why should any Man happily get married to a pre-fucked Woman ?
What’s the wedding celebration for then ?
What ‘good thing’ did he find in you ?

- Aren’t you scared you’d be extremely useless to your Husband from 50+ since your body is your only major weapon/agency ?

Coz really…

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

More than half of relationships in Nigeria are built on very shaky foundations

Funny thing is most of them will eventually get married

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Tola’s wife is getting praised for basic financial sense.

Which tells you how low the bar has been.

The fact that “she made sure we had a home before the wedding” is viral news means most people go into marriage without doing this.

We have normalized financial chaos as romance.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Men are so private online. A guy could be moving to another country or having his first child, and he’d still only post a random football score on his story.

[🌊 @Testi_d_Best]

@t_Duches 😂😂😂

[Alh. Vhiz ™️ @thegr8vhiz]

Even me wey be 19, if you tell me to leave you alone, I won’t think twice.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Nigerian women are unfamiliar with shame. This is embarrassing

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I post anonymous link.

Married men complaints are mostly related to economic concerns.

Married women complaints are mostly related to libido & sex.

Are you people taking notes?