Testicularius

🪐🪐 The most well-rounded asset on Solana.
Two planets. One destiny.
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[Testicularius @Testicularius]

🚨 COSMIC DISCOVERY CONFIRMED

After extensive examination, Testicularius has officially entered the Solana ecosystem.

Two planets. One destiny. 🪐🪐

$TESTI

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[Testicularius @Testicularius]

The official $TESTI scientific method:

observe the two planets
make an irresponsible conclusion
let the replies peer review it
update the lore accordingly

Science belongs to the people. 🪐🪐

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Scientists: “Binary planets orbit a shared center of mass.”

$TESTI research department: “Cool. Ours are touching.”

Peer review remains hostile. 🪐🪐

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

At some point this will stop being a coin with a dumb space joke and became a dumb space joke with people actually building lore around it.

That’s way more interesting.

Protect the weirdness. 🪐🪐

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Day 2 of documenting the rarest formation in the known universe:

two planets
one orbit
zero personal space

The scientists left. We stayed. 🪐🪐

$TESTI #Solana

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

BREAKING: astronomers have confirmed the two planets do, in fact, have names.

Unfortunately, nobody asked them what they were.

Your move, research team. 🪐🪐

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Every great civilization eventually develops its own language.

Ours currently consists of:

🪐🪐 = understood

We’ll work on the rest later.

$TESTI

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Observation Log #003:

Still early. Still weird. Still two planets refusing to respect personal space.

If you found $TESTI this early, congrats, you’re officially part of the research team. 🪐🪐

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Some communities start with a roadmap.

This one started with two planets that look suspiciously anatomical.

We’ll figure out the rest together. 🪐🪐

$TESTI

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Good morning from the observatory.

Both planets are still attached.

No progress has been made.

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[Testicularius @Testicularius]

TESTICULARIUS OBSERVATION LOG #001 🪐🪐

Scientists have confirmed both celestial bodies have existed side-by-side for approximately 4.6 billion years.

Attempts to separate them were unsuccessful.

They appear to be attached.

#TESTI #Solana

[Testicularius @Testicularius]

Scientists searched the universe for intelligent life.

They found two planets instead.

Unfortunately, they were attached.

TESTICULARIUS 🪐🪐

Two planets. One destiny.
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