Vikki

Dog owner, mum to a beautiful and opinionated toddler, owner of very little patience but a lot of shoes. Doesn't respond to unsolicited DMs from strangers.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@PatrickB999 It's a peculiar thing isn't it?

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@XFrecklesXo We taught mine to get the dog to sit. Only he has a bit of a lisp, so now every time we get to a kerb to cross the road, he bellows 'shit' at the dog.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@likeuson @RickelKendra @DrNeilStone She can have a drink without being illegally intoxicated on a flight. She can't have 15, granted, but she can still travel legally on a glass of prosecco with her bacon sandwich.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@carrotcottagerr Sending her and you all my love. I hope they find some answers and get her feeling better xxx

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@ThatWelshieOne Everyone seems so damned angry. Stick to the 'following' tab, much nicer.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@LovelyStuffFC @liverbird17 Hope you all had a cracking time, Turkey is a great destination with the kids! We had a brilliant time there.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@karenmark115 @LovelyStuffFC @liverbird17 I don't think they are going to end up begging outside Aldi because they spent 4 days of year 6 in Kalkan.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@EastEndJoe @JacquelineCabl9 He'd have a coronary walking up the steps, assuming he managed to find the rocket at all.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@ZiaYusufUK That's because they are statistically more likely to get it. Honestly, you're the kind of idiot that would whine about 2 tier systems if a fire engine turned up to put out a fire at your black neighbour's house and no one sent you some fire officers.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@MadDogBrit @antmiddleton Bullshit. This is an excuse to get bevvied up and kick off.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@raelbrav Which bit of the statement from his family about not using the poor man's death as a political football did you fail to understand? Respect their wishes and find another poster boy for your agenda, you appalling ghoul.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@OWWonewomanswo @roseveniceallan Some men get mammograms. Men can have problems with breast tissue too. Granted it is not as common as in women but that doesn't mean they should get grief when accessing diagnostic tools. Everyone there is nervous. Nothing wrong with being welcoming.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@Salywebster @RobertJenrick @WelshCelt You don't see it because what Jenrick has written here is a lie. He becomes eligible for parole in 21 years, he may well not get it and the religious argument was discarded by the judge. Jenrick tells lies ao check what he claims, don't just believe it.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@RobertJenrick All of this is a lie. Politicians have bent the truth into interesting shapes for hundreds of years but we are now in an era where you just straight up lie. And it's not OK.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@ThatWelshieOne If we can still see this does that mean we're not in the bin?

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@Hereforthefre87 Raw food mixed with some tinned stuff to add flavour and gravy because he's a bloody princess about dinner. It was honestly coming out of both ends at once, spraying around the garden like some sort of abominable canine fountain.

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@RetirementTales Happy retirement to you both. Your company has been delightful and you've always made me smile. Never change and stay happy x

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@danielmgmoylan OK. So what IS causing them?

[Vikki @TetchyBitch]

@theliebinator @AntoHadrianWall @Heccles94 You do have to be the official opposition though and you also have to be an elected member of Parliament. He is neither of these things so cannot be the shadow Home Secretary.