In Japan, a gorilla named Kiyomasa got into a fight with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly rethinking his life choices
Standing at atm withdrawing cash, felt a tap on my shoulder; "excuse me mate you dropped something" to which I replied, "pick it up then bitch".
I'm more insulted by the dated method rather than the actual attempt itself.