It's never what you expect

Semi-retired gay trashbag

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Y’all do know y’all can learn how to do things right? You can learn social skills to feel less awkward. You can learn a new language. You can learn how to cook. Even if it’s hard, you can do hard things. People learn new things daily, even if they fail, they try again.

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@molochofficial Last Minute School Project Vendor

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@bashfoal I shouldn't have to do either of the Two Stupid Monkey Dances, life is short, I got other shit to do

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@mollywidstrom One time my cat disappeared for ten days, and popped out from under the house as I was burying a roadkill cat I thought was him. He was fine, I was a mess!

[the giant @chaser_bait]

it took decades for 9/11 to become a joke instead of a rallying cry for fascism, it’s cool that charlie kirk was done in like a week

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@katiopolis how to repost, how to repost even bigger somehow, repost break containment, repost viral, skywriting, skywriters near me, skywriters near me affordable budget

[miss katie @katiopolis]

america is failing because everyone wants to be skinny but no one wants to be interesting

[gb @gginajack]

What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea

[seraph @despaird0ll]

i think kindness should be the next global pandemic

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@postmindvomit girl, the diarrhea

[It's never what you expect @Tevebah]

@iedtwt ooo free gun, lmao

[Samantha Cartwright 🏳️‍⚧️ @sambbury]

maybe you girls should be using all that clicker training stuff to learn how to accept a compliment

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

Man that 250th anniversary came and fucking went huh lol

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[fenlon @fen_lon]

using drugs to cope with being Lazy and Unremarkable

[Cloudy 🌥️ (real angel) @oncloud_e]

anytime i've mentioned this i get c/s women telling me "but my mom didn't teach me those things either!" and like that sucks, but you don't have the same exposed weak point that glows red when you miss these skill checks the way we do lol

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey don’t freak out, i know u can hear my voice in ur head it’s all good just listen to me okay im trying to read someone else’s mind in this cafe but ur thoughts are so fucking loud i genuinely cant hear anything else so im gonna need u to just think about nothing for a bit okay

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

believing in a merciful god is like thinking the stripper loves you.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

A day in the life of a guy with AI psychosis

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

American collegetowns need to take up arms and declare themselves to be autonomous city states. Free yourselves from the boomer reich