Alisha J V Torres

I'm a mommy, an artist, a writer, a reader, a gamer and a tea lover.

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone standing in the median wearing nothing below the waist on the way home from school dropoff, I'd only have two dollars. But weird that it happened twice.

[Isopod Propaganda @bedupolker]

Inspiration

[joel @joelgloomer]

@RabbitEveryHour Me when bnuuy o nmy screen

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

The dumbest.

[Sol Ether @Sol_Ether]

@Tovvok Secret Stones is an extra dumb name.

[💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄👹🩸 @ArtOfMaquenda]

Prince with a Thousand Enemies

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

TIL that a moto-hearse is a thing that exists.

[Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @MeWeFree_]

First album that comes to mind?

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@Vimeddiee Only, make the dumb gay boys beefier

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@Vimeddiee You could always hyperfixate on Mo Dao Zu Shi like some of us other schmucks

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@dansedesirable I managed to not cry rewatching it today, which was a little surprising

[Megan Kearney @SpookyMeggie]

Materials and instructional video in the comments!

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

LOL I asked for two wedges of lime (please <3) at @TijuanaFlats and it seems they miscounted

[CG Drews @PaperFury]

awkward writer problems
- when your character is smarter than you and you're struggling
- wondering if that line is hilarious or are you sleep deprived
- trying to remember what you even wrote
- having to make all the plot decisions?? again and again?? who said this was ok

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

Crickets taste like Wheat Thins

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

IKEA no longer carries their frozen princess cakes, and I am bereft

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

My toaster scramble seems to be all toast and no scramble lol

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@dansedesirable I was just so confused. Eloise Jarvis McGraw lied to me

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@dansedesirable I didn't particularly care for the red dates, tbh. And I suppose the peanuts were okay? Like, I didn't love them but I don't like boiled peanuts either

[Alisha J V Torres @Tevokkia]

@dansedesirable I did find fresh ones! They had a totally different texture than the blanched ones I had bought previously. The blanched ones stayed oddly crisp, while the fresh softened more like potato