Bruce Key

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@SkippyKnob Precum, this is simply horrible to read. I’m so sorry.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@skooookum Mornings in Mississippi are noticeably NOT cooler

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@hughgrection091 You got your fingerprints on two firearms that will be used in a violent crime within the next week.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@MikeyMill23 Tactical low hold goated

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@NFL_DovKleiman The guys in this league are NOT your friend.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@HurstonWaldrep2 Tex is here for you brother.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@Nathan_Boise 2019 up there too

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@StatisticUrban All this bullshit and breakfast tacos didn’t make the list.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@kingofkipsbay They move to Texas for some reason.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@TheViralGuy_ @kitcat72 The frozen margarita was created in Dallas.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@fruitpxxch Dallas is almost 200 years old

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@kitcat72 @iBlatant Celsius?? Gtfo of Texas 😂👍🏼

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@yimbyall Swap SD for SF

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@fadule_ “Boss” drives me up a wall. It’s fake endearment.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@Dea_rMindset I promise you I do not want a Tissot

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@D1SCHER August is peak regular season MLB. Your team is either .400 or grinding like a broke stripper to make the wild card.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@OrdinariateUSA Can’t tell if this is satire or a horrible attempt at AI slop

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@JW100x Tyler, TX is beautiful. The state park there is a great spot.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@EarlDeuces What a coward. I set my lineup DAILY for fantasy baseball. It takes less than 3 minutes of screen time.

[Bruce Key @TexBrewski]

@BobbyFruzz Quarter height is the way.