Tex Hayward

Conquistador of the Useless

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@Flyboy3520w @sportdrink Flavor & ingredients both sound choice. Wish I could sample and see if my sticker shock subsides.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@redban @jimjefferies @sternpinball @JOHNNYPEMBERTON Hahaha Yessssss! https://t.co/LLPNddJX2F puts out the calendar and they're my favorite resource for pin parts. (Currently have 10 machines at home. These things have a way of multiplying like gremlins.)

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@monkieboy99 It's prime soak-and-steam season. You should come check out the BV hot springs...

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@garrrish it deserves a video game before any other media adaptation, tbh. the pinball machine is a good start...

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@TheInSneider Starting to suspect Bezos is gonna pull a Jay-Z/Dick Cheney and just cast himself.

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@EliasToufexis @joerussotweets This is the film we all want.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@redlettermedia Tell @JayBauman1 we're all missing his recommended list of spooky films for October. 😢

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@goldenfiddle Woah - love these! Would love to see more of his early photorealism pieces. I think Steve Martin owns this one and it's soooo great.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@michaelmalice Great recommendation. These guys could fill the void in my heart left by countless Morrissey concert cancellations.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@TheWontonShawn Gotta know the brand of those trunks. 🔥

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@borrowedflesh letterboxd @, please! (also, i'm here for the movie/horror content arc.)

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@DigitalFringed1

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@JoshuaBarzon Which Bible did you switch to/recommend?

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@Biblicist4Life Which Bible did you switch to/recommend?

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@DigitalFringed1 I was at 390 about 15 months ago. I haven't retested, but I've majorly dialed-in my exercise and diet. Still feel like I could use a boost in energy, libido & mood.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@RAVESODA94 @luzylavidaloca Skip Cancun. Puerto Vallarta is where it's at.

[Tex Hayward @TexHayward]

@ShawnOnTheRight You deserve a Pulitzer for this tweet, Shawn. 👏👏👏